The last Ruckus of March opened up with a video package that recapped Golden Rule - stills of the Hard Way beating the Red, White and True gave way to "Night Sky" Diana Spare winning an eight woman gauntlet match to earn a shot at the revitalized Crush championship.
Then we got video clips of all the big moments from Portland: Super Aviรณn weathering some early One Man Jihad offense to come back and win clean in the middle of the ring, then el-Fadal quitting the company to the joy of the crowd - Autumn Powers beating both Serge Batroc and Naz to make her case as a favorite for Duquesne Classic winner - Diana Spare taking advantage of an OnlyFitness miscue to land Knightfall on Karyn Tisch-Warren to win the Crush championship - "Superfine" Reggie Strong being introduced to the roars of the crowd and the anger of someone from his past in "Dashing" Pierce Moore, who proceeded to Look Inward and get put to sleep by "Dark Mirror" Beckett Carpenter - the Unified World Tag Team championships up for grabs in a barnburner that saw the Consortium get the belts when a two man ripcord Wonder Cutter saw the Wonderful Ward Brothers beat the Game Changers to hold the gold - the Revenant dominating his ex-partner Einherjar and pinning him with a foot on his chest to be able to cash in his TV title for a shot at the Unified World title - Lolo Vuitton's open challenge for the Women's World Championship being answered by Gaia Green, who put up a game effort before going down to the Bloody Shoe; Lolo crowing she runs this triumphantly while Karyn scowled in the background after her rough night - the main event unification title match which saw both Ashok Banjerjee and El Vengador de Gente Jr. threaten to walk away with the gold, but in the end Razorblade dropped Evan O'Neill with the Soul Crusher to win the Unified World Championship…only for the Revenant to come out and tease a cash in just to double chokeslam both Vengador and Banjerjee before stomping to the back, ceding the ring to Savage.
No open this week, so it's straight to the Arena and setting off the pyro to the raucous cheers of the Quality Controllers. Steve and Starr welcomed us to Ruckus and immediately got hype in hype mode, mentioning that there not only would be two title matches tonight…those matches might not be the biggest thing to come on the show.
But they quickly threw things to Duck Eko in the ring, and the longtime ring announcer asked us all to please join him in welcoming the NEWWWWWW Unified World Heavyweight Champion: Mason "Razorblade" Savage!
The pop almost drowned out "Unscripted Violence" as Savage came out with the new title on his shoulder and looked around the Arena before nodding slowly twice and heading down to ringside. Savage got in the ring and held up the title, causing gold pyro to explode from the ring posts as well as cascade down on the top of the stage in front of the Qualitron 9004.
Savage slapped the title a couple of times and yelled out at the cheering throngs before getting the mic from Duck.
Razorblade gave a small chuckle and said it was pretty obvious that he wasn't the sort of man who came out and asked them what they wanted to talk about - but he was the sort of man who would stand in front of an Arena crowd full of people who had seen him at his best and his worst - and would say to them all one simple, true thing: thank you.
The crowd applauded that before a flurry of "YOU DE SERVE IT! ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ!" chants rang out in the Arena. Savage gave another chuckle (maybe to disguise the lump working its way down his throat) and said they could forget that noise, because we deserved it. Nothing against his buddy Vengador or Ashok, and eeeeeverything against that weasel Evan O'Neill – who he BEAT for this, in case you missed it – but to those who doubted him, he thanked them, too. They helped him channel his rage in Chicago - rage that brought him to QCW. And what's he done since then? In a land where everybody fights, he's proven himself not just the best fighter but the Unified Heavyweight Champion of the World. And he didn't get to this point by dodging any fight; it's part of the reason why his resume says two time World champion, former double champion, and "do not [bleep] with me under ANY circumstances.". Because the fans get his thanks, his opponents get their souls crushed, and titles go right here on his right shoulder. Anybody who's got anything different to say about it can come between the ropes and see why the Arena, QCW, and the Unified World title are all property of Razorblade.
Savage walked a little closer to the hard camera and stared it down before "Unscripted Violence" came back on the PA. Announce put Savage over as the most successful fighting champion QCW had ever seen, and as Savage headed up the ramp the crowd chanted "Razorblade!" at the top of their lungs. Moments like these were why you braved Parts Unknown for QCW's finest.
Of course, when it comes to Parts Unknown?
Sometimes it's dawnest just before the dark.
All the lights went out in the Arena. Phone lights went in the air and popped up throughout the Arena until the Qualitron whirred back to life in nothing but red.
"You fight pretty well for a mortal," and even Stevie Wonder knew what QCW star was talking since their gravelly voice sounded like a slow, painful death.
"But you don't know what it's like to really fight. Not just yet, little Savage. Not just yet.
See, Sunday night I looked in the eyes of a man I once called my brother…a man who turned on me with his petty insecurities and desperate need. And all those things got him was put seven feet under."
The red of the QT9K04 was suddenly gone, since the Revenant had taken his red right hand off the camera lens. In his bear paw of a left hand, the TV title looked almost like a kid's replica.
"It got me to thinking about how everyone who's tried to take this off me all year have failed - which means the clock is ticking on you, Savage. You see, if everyone else skulking these halls is out for themselves and I chokeslammed the closest thing I had to a conscience to hell on Sunday night, then maybe it's time to burn all allegiances. It's not as if I need them. Maybe it's time I stopped putting kid gloves on and started leaving my mark my way."
The sort of raspy chuckle that usually came from octogenarian smokers rumbled out of the Rev's voice for a few creepy seconds before his eyes stared straight ahead, with a smile far too wide to be friendly.
"After all,. kid, who's gonna stop me?
YOU?!"
That rhetorical got the Rev darkly cackling at his own black joke, and soon his red right hand covered up the camera. The lights were restored, and Savage immediately swung his belt in anticipation of a blindside attack…but he was the only one on the ramp. Savage's scowl went to .6 Roy Kent as he shook his head, hoisted the title back over his shoulder, and stomped to the back.
| • Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo (w/”Tiki God” Al Buffett d. “Swamp Trash” Ted Holland (w/the Red, White & True) • | In ring action started off tonight with half of the now former Unified World Tag Team champions facing off against the creepy Florida Man. As Ashley made her way to the ring, the announce noted her lack of usual upbeatness and Quality Social rolled out some of Jason the Terrible’s taunts on Twitter with the hard R and the Gram over the Wards’ win on Sunday night that he’d posted during the week over her getting pinned and losing the Changers the belts.
Some people slowly set themselves up to fail when they fight angry, but Ashley Szabo is not one of those people; she went at Holland right from the bell as if he were a third Ward and almost got DQed a couple of times early on for using almost the full five count to throttle Ted in the corner. It took a desperation Stun Gun from Holland to slow Ashley down and start to move things in his favor, and he dished back out the same sort of flurries of stomps that Szabo had dished out to him prior. Holland was starting to chain together some moves when the crowd’s reaction suddenly jumped up a couple of levels. It happened because on the outside the rest of the Red, White & True had suddenly swarmed poor Al and were jumping him – the referee took a sec to figure it out, but then caught their dirty deeds and swiftly ejected both Bobby Bash & Drake Tremble to the joy of the crowd (and Al). Ashley checked on Al, who told her to get back in the ring and finish the match; she did so to the point that after Al’s pep talk Holland literally didn’t get in an offensive maneuver for the rest of the bout. A pissed off Szabo wrapped things up by landing not one but two of her signature Smash That Subscribe Button avalanche fistdrops before pinning Holland with her forearm in his face. ** ½
After replays we saw Ashley posing on a turnbuckle while Al applauded behind her in the ring, Szabo holding up three fingers before making A Very Familiar Gesture around her waist.
From there we went TOTHEBACK~!, where Julius Duquesne III welcomed his guests – the International Workrate Consortium. The crowd booed loudly but it didn’t concern the IWC, who for the first time in weeks if not months were all in chipper moods (even Pyotr). Serge smiled at JDIII and asked him if he would like to note that as he promised, the WONDERFUL Ward Brothers are the new Unified World Tag Team champions. Jason the Terrible cackled with glee as Rich admired his share of the hardware. Serge added he said that the Wards would win the belts, just as around this time last year he promised to win the Duquesne Classic and did. His goal was to keep the Duquesne Cup in the IWC’s possession, and he would start that tonight by taking on and defeating that sideshow carnival act Dark Mirror. Then – Anton would qualify down the road, and despite the fact the insipid fools in the audience didn’t deserve the best wrestling in the world he & Anton would be in the Classic final. Then the best man would win, and with Pyotr for backup there would be no stopping the Consortium from capturing more accolades and championships. Viva le Serge and – everyone joined here – LONG LIVE THE CONSORTIUM! They walked off and Julius threw us to our first big commercial break of the evening.
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| • "Night Sky” Diana Spare [c] d. Winter Wonderland to retain the Crush championship 1️⃣ • | This was sort of a rematch from the Golden Rule preshow, where Spare last beat Wonderland to win a gauntlet match - that earned her the opportunity against Karyn Tisch-Warren on the main show where she won the belt. The new champion got to show off in a showcase against Wonderland, who the announce admitted has looked a bit lost since the slow implosion of Mean Season at the tail end of last year. It took Diana a little over five minutes to dust a frustrated Winter off with the Nightfall, and post match Spare held up her orange accented title to a hard camera and said her watch had just begun, that the Crush championship belongs to the night…and she wasn’t going to stop there. **
Announce put over the new Crush champion Diana Spare and noted if she could keep her winning streak going that she’d be able to cash in the Crush title for a shot at the Women’s World Championship. Steve pivoted from that, saying that while Diana Spare joined a list of great QCW champions Sunday night that there was one major thing in QCW that wasn’t itself a championship – but it was just as valuable and had a rich history. With a small smile on his face, Vandeblanche said that he didn’t want to tell you when the hard working techs behind the scenes at QCW could help remind you.
This set up a lengthy video package setting up the return of QCW’s premier annual tournament: the Duquesne Classic. Named for a late tag champion (JDIII’s grandpa) and one of the first Black champions in QCW history, the Classic was a hallmark of 70s and early 80s QCW before being revitalized last year, and we got a couple clips of Serge Batroc beating Summer Rose to win the Duquesne Cup and hoisting it high with a sneer on his face.
This year, Serge looks to defend that Cup – and that begins tonight.
We got a few highlights of each of the other 15 competitors in the Classic:
“Tiki God” Al Buffett
“Dark Mirror” Beckett Carpenter
returning to action, “These Hands” Roy Fade
Ambassador trios champion “the Fury” Jim Jaspers
the still undefeated Jacques Krieger
“Dashing” Pierce Moore
Ambassador trios champion Katsuji Ootsuka
Atum Pharoah
Autumn Powers
Anton “Teknik” Stahl
Super Aviรณn
Karyn Tisch-Warren
[deep sigh] “the Voice of Freedom”, Drake Tremble
QCW Women’s World Champion Lolo Vuitton
Ambassador trios champion “The Proper King” Richard Windsor
Random draws have set up the 8 qualifying matches, which begin up next and will take place over a month to determine who makes the 2023 Classic. But the 2023 Classic has an additional Beat the Clock component to it that previous Classics haven’t had: the three fastest winners of the qualifiers will get to handpick their first round opponent at a ceremony to be held on the April 28th episode of Ruckus.
The 2023 Classic will be held on May 5th this year – it’ll be an extra special limited commercial interruptions edition of Ruckus - and we’ll get to see who joins Serge and the likes of former Cup winners like “Bigshot” Billy Braggaducci, Josef “the Albanian Cannonball” Lusef, former multi time QCW champion “Cowboy” Jack Powers and Duquene’s former partner “King” Berger (who immediately retired following his tournament win). On that note, the video package ended.
Steve threw things to Duck in the ring, who announced with a bit of extra oomph in his voice that the following contest was scheduled for one fall [ONE FALL!] and would be the first qualifying match of the 2023 Duquesne Classic! The Arena crowd popped big for that, firing up some DU QUESNE! chants before popping hard at Muse’s “New Born” taking over the PA again.
“Tiki God” Al Buffett came out with Ashley Szabo to the pop of the night, Steve calling Al a dark horse to win the tournament while Starr was more dismissive of Al’s chances. Al shook hands with the referee and stretched while “Kiss My (Uh Oh)” brought out an even frostier Karyn Tisch-Warren than usual with the rest of OnlyFitness in tow behind her. Starr pointed out she had every right to be pissed since she’d lost the Crush championship in Portland and now had to see Spare defend it right before she tried to fight her way into the Classic. Steve managed to put over their hard hitting match from Golden Rule and hype up an eventual rematch before the former #1 contender to the World title & the First Lady of Fitness started throwing shots…
| • Karyn Tisch-Warren (w/OnlyFitness) d. "Tiki God" Al Buffett (w/Ashley "THEE Influencer" Szabo in a Duquesne Classic qualifying match • | Well, this was sneaky good - a well above average TV match worth going out of your way to see. OF & the Game Changers have had a sort of cold war going on since the muscle mommies got in formation last year, and that came to the head here with Al going against Karyn.
Tisch-Warren came out with a hot start, throwing hard forearm shots across the bow of the Tiki God. Karyn used her arsenal to wear down Buffett with back breakers, including a really innovative pendulum backbreaker where she drove Al back first into the top turnbuckle. KTW went to work on Al and even locked him up with her signature Circuit Breaker. But Al managed to scrape along the mat and get his hand to the bottom rope, drawing cheers from the crowd and disbelief from Karyn, who had to be told that (at that point) she hadn't won the match. Tisch-Warren finally listened to her friends on the outside only to walk into a Buffett spinebuster that left them both wiped out going into commercials.
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We came back from the break just in time to see Al bench press powerslam Karyn, drawing a near fall that had some fans dejectedly sitting down in their seats after she kicked out. Al continued the offense and looked like he was going to win with his Inner Strength. But as you might expect, OnlyFitness was there to run interference and save Karyn's bacon - that drew in Ashley to have Al's back, especially when she went after the Women's World Champion. However, with the ref occupied with the two of them fighting, this gave Scott Warren-Tisch an opening to clobber Al over the head with his hydro flask. Karyn added injury to injury by slamming Al's head off the ring post before covering his limp body in the ring and getting the 3 count. ***
After replays, we saw Ashley and the ref tending to Al by a set of steps before seeing Karyn make her way up the ramp and smacktalk some audience members about how she was going to win the Classic, when we suddenly heard a male voice ask if this was on and cameras cut to the ring – and “Off Book” Evan O’Neill was in the middle of the ring pacing and almost snarling.
The now former Evergreen Wrestling League champion had plenty of complaints about Golden Rule, as you might expect. He lost his title in essentially a handicap match against three other jamokes and now Razorblade is kicking off the show with the big belt when even these backwards Florida inbreds know that the Oracle of Off Book could beat any single chump from QCW in a FAIIIIIIIIIIIR one on one fight. In fact, he’d prove it right now…and O’Neill made an open challenge to anyone in QCW if they had the brass to come down the ramp to try and prove him wrong.
A few beats of silence followed, and O’Neill laughed and scoffed, saying he knew that there was no way – and that’s Link Wray’s “Rumble”, even though Radiohead’s “Karma Police” would probably be more apropos. The Quality Controllers roared and the KRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR! Chants fired up as the mysterious man from Atlantic City took his walk down the aisle.
| • Jacques Krieger d. “Off Book” Evan O’Neill • | O’Neill rushed Krieger when he got in the ring, and the bell rang. Shortly after that, O’Neill got his bell rung – first by a vicious discus lariat, then a pop-up pump knee strike set up the Roll of the Dice. It might’ve been the longest 21 seconds of Evan’s life. DUD
He was a snow angel on the mat as Krieger got his hand raised before heading back to the back, the announce cackling heartily over Off Book’s “bad luck” before Starr put Krieger over as a probable Duquesne Classic winner and future champion, Steve not offering a lot of push back against those claims.
From there we went TOTHEBACK~! where Enya Face said hi to everyone before bringing on her guest - Super Aviรณn!
The crowd gave the luchadore a big pop as he walked onto the set looking marvelous in a tailored suit with subtle gold pinstripes. Aviรณn kissed Enya's hand before apologizing (for ripping off Raul Julia, I guess) and asking her to proceed with the interview. Enya put over his win on Sunday night and said that his win made Nazir el-Fadal quit QCW…and that was as far as she got before the crowd pop took over for about 15 seconds. And that got followed up with "Thank you, Aviรณn! ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ" chants. Aviรณn thanked the Quality Controllers for the love, and Enya asked him after winning the Unified World Tag Team championships and essentially retiring Naz, what does he have next to accomplish in QCW?
Aviรณn said that next week he would be facing off against "Dashing" Pierce Moore in a Duquesne Classic qualifying match, and he liked his odds – he spent Golden Rule retiring a QCW legend and Moore spent it being haunted by old friends and getting put to sleep. He can call himself the Face of QCW, but that's only because Aviรณn has too much respect for tradition to show his own face; and as for style? Well, Enya, the last he checked, you couldn't get a suit this exquisite from a vending machine. Aviรณn did a slow pirouette while some fans cheered and Enya smiled before he smoothed his lapels and said that next week he proves he's better than Pierce Moore in every way and then he tries to move the Duquesne Cup from France to Mexico. ¡Viva Aviรณn! Enya thanked him for his time and he smiled at her before she teed up the last big commercial break of the evening.
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Duck announced the second Duquesne Classic qualifying match as up next…
| • “Dark Mirror” Beckett Carpenter d. Serge Batroc (w/the International Workrate Consortium) in a Duquesne Classic qualifying match • | …and Serge's chances of repeating as Duquesne Cup holder don't even get a chance to take flight; in fact, they exploded on the runway.
Carpenter marched proudly down to the ring having finally shed themselves of Pierce Moore at Golden Rule by putting himself to sleep; meanwhile, the leader of the Consortium was so sure of himself that before walking down the ramp he gave the rest of them directions to stay in the back, that he had it.
He did not.
Carpenter pressed Serge from a second after the bell rang and showed no fear about the height and weight discrepancy they were facing. Batroc bailed to the floor, but that didn't save him from eating a bulletproof Mirror tope that sent him crashing into the barricade right before we got in a few commercials.
We came back from the break but suddenly we saw Serge in control, and replays would tell the tale of what happened During The Break.
What happened During The Break? This: Serge got the boots up on a Mirror corner charge and then used that opening to German suplex them into the corner.
Back in live action, Serge's sneer got wider and wider as he opened up his lead. He even leaned over the ropes a couple of times and yelled at the announce that the Cup wasn't moving an inch off of his mantle. Serge threw Carpenter around the ring with a few more suplexes then called for the denouement. It started off looking like a textbook Arc de Triomphe right until Carpenter countered it with a rewind rana that spiked Serge's head into the mat. Carpenter barely moved after pulling it off, and Serge wasn't doing much better in his own right. Batroc got to wobbly feet first and went back to continue the attack…and Carpenter planted him with a picture perfect Fresh To Death out of the ether that crumbled Serge. Carpenter let out a triumphant yell and called for the end, then hit a springboard rewind rana that turned Serge into an M before he flumped onto the canvas. Carpenter made the cover and secured passage to the '23 Duquesne at the expense of the '22 Winner. ***
A cut to backstage showed the Consortium (even Rich) looking shellshocked before we went back to the ring where Carpenter proudly held their fist high and walked to the back. The leaderboard showed that their win happened faster than Karyn's, and remember that this year the three fastest qualifier winners will get to pick their first round opponent in the Classic. Serge sat despondent in the ring, looking just as shell shocked as his compatriot in the back.
Before we got to the main event fight for the World TV title, the announce hyped up a bunch of big matches to come on next week’s episode:
๐บ the winner of the main event (let’s be honest, probably the Rev) will defend the GRPL+ World TV title ๐บ
๐บ “Night Sky” Diana Spare will once again defend the Crush championship ๐บ
๐บ And two more Duquesne Classic qualifying matches will happen: Super Aviรณn will face off against “Dashing” Pierce Moore in one; in the other, Ambassadors trios champion “the Proper King” Richard Windsor will face off against “the Voice of Freedom” Drake Tremble ๐บ
Tremble's a former TV Champ, but his reign was a short one - the Revenant was look to make history by officially becoming the longest reigning TV Champ to date.
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| • the Revenant [c] d. El Vengador de Gente Jr. to retain the GRPL+ World Television championship (becoming the longest reigning TV champion to date) • | And make history he did, racking up another win in under half the time limit. Vengador managed to stick and move and land some shots in the opening couple of minutes, but he went for a springboard something or other; the Rev punched him out of the air and dropped him like a bad habit.
Then the rout was on: the Revenant stood tall and started firing off chokeslams a couple minutes after he landed the right. People seemed into the first couple, but as Vengador quit moving and the ref got more animated, a spate of boos could be heard bubbling up in the Arena. Rev hears you, Rev don't care, and a half dozen chokeslams later he pinned Vengador with a foot on his chest the same way he did to Einherjar on Sunday. There wasn't as much cheering this time, though. **
Post match saw the Rev hold up the title overhead before grabbing hold of Vengador by the arm and dragging him behind him as he stepped over the ropes (poor referee, poor unlistened to referee). Leaving the GRPL+ World TV title on the apron, the Revenant snatched up Vengador in a goozle and looked like he was going to chokeslam the luchadore into the ramp.
All things considered, it was a perfect time for "Unscripted Violence" to ring out over the PA, and out walked The Unified Champ, announce putting over his friendship with Vengador that grew over the past few weeks. The Rev smiled darkly, tossing Vengador to the side as Razorblade started smacktalking the TV champ, who waved on the thunder from Savage. Razorblade didn't hesitate and started coming down the ramp…when the lights went out.
The lights came back on – but there was no Revenant. Razorblade looked around, everyone did. But wherever the TV champ was, it wasn't in sight. A pissed Razorblade and the ref looked over a decimated Vengador as the credit box popped up and Ruckus drew to a close.