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Friday, October 10, 2025

FDSN Florida Presents the 4th Anniversary of QCW Ruckus [October 10th, 2025]

 

  • 📺 live on FanDuel Sports Network Florida

  • 📍 Quality Arena in Parts Unknown, FL



  • Instead of the usual open, we got a highlight package that went longer than usual and showed big moments from the first four years of Ruckus, the wild brawls, crazy high spots, some title changes.  The package ended with the words Thank You in gold, cursive writing.

  • We got Steve Vandeblanche and Carl Christensen on the call for Ruckus’ 4th anniversary show - one headlined by a Cruel Summer rematch where Nazir el-Fadal will try to get back the World championship from the man from the Republic who stole it from him, Omar Littlefield.  After some additional hype for the ten team battle royale where the winners get a shot at Hysteria’s World Tag Team championships come Dia de los Muertos, they threw things to Duck Eko.  The Voice of QCW welcomed the rowdy Quality Controllers to the 4AS and thanked them for continuing to support QCW before making the introductions for the opening contest…

  • 1. “The Proper Villain” Richard Windsor d. Kam Ellis (w/the Cooper Brothers) at 10:07 Ellis scored a win for Sky's the Limit in a trios match last week and looked good early on in this one.  With the power advantage, the powderkeg of StL used his muscle to put Windsor to the canvas early and often.  A banged up Windsor rolled out to the floor but when Kam looked to follow up, Richard reached out and yanked Ellis’ arm into the ringpost as hard as he could.  Kam’s now injured arm was draped over the top step and Windsor applied a modified cross arm breaker across the steps before bending Kam’s elbow back and double stomping the now mangled arm into the top of the steps.  Even hurt, Kam managed to get back in the ring to break the ref’s count at 9, but he was now a one armed man in an ass-kicking contest and Windsor with his new, more sadistic attitude made Ellis pay.  The rest of the match was mostly one way traffic for Richard, and even when Ellis put up a brief rally he instinctively tried to throw a lariat with the injured arm.  That allowed Windsor to block it with an European uppercut that sounded like it broke bones before the man now calling himself the Proper Villain leveraged Kam down into a crossface.   A cut to backstage showed “the Fury” Jim Jaspers watching on a monitor and it was hard to tell if he was more upset about his treacherous ex partner succeeding or the fact that he was surrounded by Quality Force Security that were clearly there to keep him from getting his hands on Richard.  Ellis couldn't get his hands on Richard either for what remained of the match; Windsor only needed another minute and change to end things with a half and half suplex.  Windsor scowled at the fans as he left to boos while on commentary Carl wondered if the absent Tre Boyd had seen this and was concerned he was going to pull a Windsor on his friends.

  • A video package hyped up the Dia de los Muertos PPV coming later this month with a Norteño band - the EZ Band, based on what I’ve seen on Quality Social - covering the late, great Ozzy's “Crazy Train” while QCW highlights played.  Soon, there were cuts to the Toyota Center and the Houston skyline interspliced in there as well.  On the 26th, the last Sunday of the month will see the latest PPV from QCW blast off from the home of the Rockets.  It’ll be a spooky good PPV ba dum KSSH 

  • 2. The International Players (w/Jupiter Jones) d. Hellraisers at 8:12 The schneid is over for the Players after months of losing, first their World Tag Team championships to Hysteria then the abrupt firing of their mentor Jones.  But with him back on the roster after AnniVersary and in their corner tonight, you could feel and see that they had their old swagger back.  The Brits came into the match with decent momentum and didn't let the crowd’s taunts get to them but a blind tag allowed Lucius Patton and Benjamin Valentino to connect on a spinebuster into falling reverse DDT that turned the tides in the match.  They smartly isolated the smaller Gerry Greene and when his heavy Ian Cook tried to come in to make the save he got a double drop toe hold that sent him right into Greene’s bangers and mash.  After clearing out Cook they were able to connect on the Playa Hata for the first time in months, and a depleted Greene had no answer for the avalanche rana into powerbomb combo.  Players win, Players win, daaaa Players win!  (Too soon?) 

  • The fellas celebrated their first win in months and Science Fiction Double Feature came out to join them in the celebration, but SFDF’s night is just beginning - they'll be in the ten team battle royale to determine new #1 contenders to Hysteria's World Tag Team championships - and that battle royale is next on the decks after we run through a few pesky commercials.

  • Ruckus returned airing a pretape that happened Earlier Today as the Republic were called on the carpet figuratively and literally by Commissioner Holmes.  He and Ig de Catur were across from each other at his desk, neither man hiding their disdain for the other.  Holmes said that if he was more like Ig or if his hired goon Omar Littlefield didn't have the World championship for a few more hours he would’ve fired the whole damn lot of them already.  But if Ig recognized who ran things around here after AnniVersary and was willing to get kicked down to just being a manager, that would work fine by him.  Holmes began to dismiss them when Ig brought up the Malicía/Orion rematch for the National championship at Dia de los Muertos and said that since his client was one half of the probable Rivalry of the Year, the only thing that could make the rematch even better would be a little cherry on top.  So what if next week, they engaged in the QCW staple Pick Your Poison - Malicía would pick an opponent for Orion, Orion would pick a victim for Malicía to destroy, and whoever got their win the fastest would be able to pick a stipulation for the title match on PPV.  Holmes thought about it for a couple of beats before saying he would run it by Orion and see what they said.  Holmes dismissed the Republic as Quality Force Security flanked him and surrounded de Catur, Littlefield, Fernandez, Pyotr Caviar and Ig’s personal security and former QFSers in Republic Enforcement.  The Republic accurately read the room and left the Commissioner's office, leaving Holmes to grumble that he should have made Ig work the concession stands.

  • As the ring continued to fill up with tag teams, we got to see the entrances for the Glam Squad, Justine Danek & Bella Jolie of Hysteria, then “These Hands” Roy Fade and “Dashing” Pierce Moore representing Beast Mode.  The twenty deep ring cast eyes at each other as Steve said that once a member of that team was eliminated, the whole team was out of the running.

  • Once the bell rang it didn't take long for the excrement to smack the cooling device, as Justine sprayed Ashok Banjerjee in the face with black mist before she and Bella set him flying over the top with Jacques Krieger unable to save his partner.  (10 • BanjerKriegs by Hysteria) The medical staff and Jacques helped a screaming Ashok to the med bay in the back while Justine cackled in the ring right before getting blindsided by Jane Doe of SciFi Double Feature.  With 18 people still in the fray, fights were happening all over the ring whether it was Beast Mode against the Cooper Brothers or International Lotus 2.0 against the Game Changers.  It looked like we were about to get a second elimination when Drake Tremble tossed Mare Cooper over the top rope, but the twin representing Sky’s the Limit managed to skin the cat and get himself back into the ring.  The Coopers went after Tremble and Fade while across the ring Caleb Gray was preaching to the Glam Squad.  Lotus 2.0 and the Game Changers continued to spar while the Squad nodded at Caleb, both shook his hand – and then launched him over the top to the joy of the crowd.  (9 - the Chosen by the Glam Squad) Gray and Tremble fumed from the floor while the Squad mocked the faces of the reformed.  Steve wondered on commentary if Caleb was now second guessing benching Justice Davis after last week in favor of Tremble while a couple of referees made sure they went to the back.  Brawls continued rolling inside the ring as the Glam Squad got jumped by Beast Mode and the All Starr Stable of Evan O'Neill and Prince Ootsuka went after the Coopers as everybody found new dance partners to throw hands at.  In the chaos a sort of mini match broke out as the Game Changers faced off against Justine and Bella, and it looked like the former tag champions were winning it on points.  Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo looked to dump Bella, but Nancy Crowley bit the face of “Tiki God” Al Buffett to get free of him so she could run over and help Bella get Ashley over the top rope.  Al staggered over to help but the witches backdropped him to the apron before they hit Buffett and Szabo with stereo superkicks to end their night.  (8 - the Game Changers by Hysteria, their 2nd elimination)

  • 14 left as the announce put over the second elimination from Hysteria and the fact that for weeks they’d talked about having the two best tag teams in the world - and maybe there'd be an all Hysteria tag titles match at Dia de los Muertos if Justine and Bella could keep up the roll they were on.  Danek and Jolie turned their attention to fighting Science Fiction Double Feature as the Glam Squad and All Starr Stable fought, as well as Lotus 2.0 and the Cooper Brothers, allowing Beast Mode to stick together in a corner and plot next moves.  Fade & Moore broke the huddle and then attacked, first helping Lotus with some cheap shots on their former friends the Coopers before changing the scope.  With Evan O'Neill on the ropes it looked like the All Starr Squad’s night was about to come to an end when Pierce spun “Fahrenheit” Freddie Valsada around and hit him with a Fresh To Death.  Freddie bounced off the canvas and got greeted by Roy Fade’s knee strike.  It looked like Poetry in Motion, but it hit hard enough to send the newcomer over the top rope with his partner Cole Grant unable to keep him from hitting the floor.  (7 - Glam Squad by Beast Mode) Six teams remaining and things broke down into two separate fights.  In one, the All Starr Stable and International Lotus 2.0 got into a loose alliance to double team Science Fiction Double Feature while in the other Beast Mode continued fighting the Coopers with the representatives of Hysteria mostly hanging back and occasionally getting in shots on both teams.  Beast Mode took offense and told Hysteria they were just trying to help, which only got them more shots from Danek & Jolie.  On the other side of the ring, Evan O'Neill took down both members of Science Fiction Double Feature by plowing through them with a double spear and laying out Cindy Monet and Jane Doe.  The smarmy O’Neill then essentially offered them up on a platter to Lotus, who were more than happy to make a meal out of humiliating their summer long rivals.  Evan and the Prince backed into a neutral corner while Fiona Fogg and Sohla Patel landed a few clubbing forearms to Feature’s backs before the Stable told Lotus to bounce them.  Fiona & Sohla loved the idea and scooped up the Collipark representatives to eliminate them – but Patel’s toss of Monet turned into a head scissors, then Cindy hung on to the top rope to give her more leverage and send the Lotus figurehead crashing to the floor, turning Sohla from the eliminator to the eliminated.  (6 - International Lotus 2.0 by Science Fiction Double Feature) Seeing this sent O’Neill running to the rescue - but Cindy & Jane saw them coming and yanked down the top rope to send them flying over the top.  To add insult to injury, they wiped out both Lotus reps on their way to taking the Sad Hulk walk to the back.  (5 - the All Starr Stable by Science Fiction Double Feature their 2nd elimination overall & in a row)

  • Lotus and the Stable could fume all they wanted but the FINAL 4 were set: Beast Mode, the Coopers, Hysteria and SciFi Double Feature.  The teams sized each other up and exchanged glances until everyone rushed the middle of the ring and a Pier 8 broke out to the loud approval of the Quality Controllers.  It looked like Hysteria and Mode had gotten the upper hands but four whips into the ropes turned into four huracanranas from the Coopers and SFDF.  Things further dispersed as the ring turned into essentially four one on one battles instead of two tag fights or a four on four.  At one point a few beats later it looked like Bella Jolie was going to eliminate Jane Doe, but Doe fought her way off the apron with some forearms and a high kick to get Bella off of her so she could re enter the fray.  A minute or so later, a mirror of that played out when it looked like Cindy Monet would get rid of Justine Danek, but Justine fought back by gouging Cindy’s eyes before putting her to the mat with a diving leg lariat.  While Hysteria and SFDF were fighting on one side of the ring, the Beast Mode/Cooper Brothers rivalry continued playing out on the other side of the ring.  It looked like Pierce Moore might be ready to win the mini battle when he went for a Fresh To Death, but Marc shoved the cutter attempt towards his brother Mare who capitalized by landing a huracanrana that sent Pierce over the top rope.  Moore barely hung onto the top rope, causing Marc to come help his brother with the elimination – but didn't see Roy Fade coming, as the former Golden Gloves winner blasted him with a running knee to the back to send him flying to the floor just as Mare’s kick sent Moore down and out next to his brother.  (4/3 - the Cooper Brothers by Beast Mode, their second elimination overall • Beast Mode by the Cooper Brothers)

  • Mare and Fade briefly glared at each other before a Cooperrana (that one’s free, Steve) sent them both to the floor. Some referees tried to get involved but the Coopers and Beast Mode cared less about the battle royale they were now out of and more about punching each other as they have most of the summer; Mare & Fade fought their way through the concourse while Marc & Moore brawled up the ramp and to the back.

  • And then there were two teams left standing; one outcome led to an all Hysteria match that seemed to be subtly teased for weeks, the other would see the revitalized SFDF earn their way to a shot at the World Tag Team titles and maybe bring them back to Collipark.  Cindy, Jane, Justine and Nancy slowly got to their feet and looked at their opponents before charging and kicking off a four woman hockey fight in the middle of the ring.  The crowd began chanting “Collipark!” to give the ATLiens a second wind and it seemed to work as Cindy and Jane began using kicks instead of forearms, then took down both Hysteria members with double dropkicks.  Feature picked up Justine and sent her flying out to the apron, but a desperation spear by Bella sent Cindy colliding with Jane before they could send Danek out to the floor.  Even worse, with Jane out of the picture and Justine in position, QCW”s resident witches fought fire with machine gun fire and came back to take down Monet with their trademark Twelve Feet Under.  Quality Arena deflated over seeing SFDF get laid out - well, except the tag champs on the ramp seeing their co-conspirators succeed.  Bonnie Agrippa and Nancy Crowley applauded and cackled the imminent showdown against their co-conspirators as Justine and Bella pointed at them with small evil grins on their faces.  They picked up Cindy and marched over to toss her from the ring - and as they got Cindy up and over a maroon and cream colored blur flew into the frame with a ballistic crossbody that sent three bodies over the top rope to the floor.  When the wreckage cleared, Cindy Monet was on top of Bella Jolie, who was on top of Justine Danek, who unfortunately for her was on the floor. And somehow, some way, Jane Doe was on the apron doing a handstand.  (2 - Hysteria by Science Fiction Double Feature, the final elimination and their third overall)

  • 3. Science Fiction Double Feature eliminated Justine Danek and Bella Jolie of Hysteria to win a ten team battle royale and become #1 contenders to the World Tag Team championships at 16:22

  • Fire up “Elevators (Me & U)” and let the people cheer, because Science Fiction Double Feature have just broken their losing streak in a big, bad way.  They're the #1 contenders and they're going to Dia de los Muertos to try and end the Era of Hysteria.  Jane flattened herself and rolled in the ring just in time to get bear hugged by Cindy while Bonnie and Nancy hit ringside to check on Justine & Bella.  Bonnie shook her head while behind her on the ropes SFDF stood together; Cindy smiled and said that maybe there was a new best tag team in the world.  Bonnie’s face went from 0 to 100 real quick before she hissed out a “Get THEM.”; Feature got out of the ring just as all four women in Hysteria hit it.   Hysteria began to chase them up the ramp but the referee squad began making a wall in between them just as the rest of Collipark came out from the back to have their teammates” backs and raise their arms in victory.  A chyron came up for the World Tag Team championships match as both teams chirped at each other and Steve put over Collipark ending their losing streak just in time for the Fourth Anniversary Show.

  • TOTHEBACK~!, where Naomi Lee was standing by to interview Nazir el-Fadal ahead of his rematch for the World championship in tonight's main event.  The One Man Jihad crowed that he was about an hour away from regaining his World championship, which was appropriate because Ruckus began four years ago as he sought to make the World championship in his image and turn Friday nights into appointment TV.  And what better show to become a 4x World champion than Ruckus’ fourth anniversary show?  He made the belt happen, he made the show happen, and he was going to make the end of Omar's joke of a title reign happen because he was Nazir el-Fadal, Allahdamn it - known by everyone in his rabble to the corporatized (he said it tho) in the Republic as the Greatest Man Alive.  Naz took off ahead of his big match and Naomi teed up a commercial break.

  • 4. Pyotr Caviar (w/the Republic) d. “The Wonderful” Rich Ward (w/Anton Stahl and Jason “the Great” Ward) at 6:38 We came back from the break where Rich used his knowledge of his former teammate to surprise him right after the bell with a beautiful springboard cutter.  Rich went for the cover, Pyotr bench pressed him off before 2 and then proceeded to essentially press Rich into a cube.  Ward got in a couple of hope spots and went for the springboard cutter again only to get cut off by a European uppercut.  A spinning sitout powerbomb and Hit My Music gave Pyotr the win and Ig the opportunity to crow that his squad wasn't done winning tonight.

  • We returned backstage where Julius Duquesne III was caught in the midst of a College Park Family celebration.  He congratulated Jupiter Jones on returning to the roster as well as Science Fiction Double Feature on winning the massive tag team battle royale earlier.  Jones said all the clichés were true, there was no place like home…but this was about them way more than him.  Cindy Monet said that they were back and better than ever as #1 contenders, and that the World Tag Team titles would be coming back home to the ATLiens in H-Town in a couple Sundays.  Lucius Patton stepped in, saying they didn't need to wait to get their hands on Hysteria and challenged Justine Danek & Bella Jolie to face the International Players next week so that he and Benji Valentines could start breaking the spell they’d had over the tag division most of the year. They could ask the Hellraisers about them in case Team Spooky forgot what Collipark looked like when they were at full power.  Jupiter said it was old school of him, but he wasn't comfortable swinging on women like that.  They were?  Patton said he wouldn't hit no lady…but he'd drop him a witch.  A laughing JD3 threw things back to ringside and Duck Eko, who made the introductions for the next match.

  • 5. “Night Sky” Diana Spare d. Bettie Rokker (w/Val Curry) at 5:09 Now the former Women's World champion thanks to Lolo’s brass knucks at AnniVersary, the already tightly coiled Spare took that out on Rokker in a squash.  Bettie got in maybe five decent shots before Spare absolutely crowned Rokker with a pop up Michinoku driver to win the match.  

  • Diana would end up having words and then a fight with the towering Curry and wound up kicking her ass too, hitting the 6’3” Curry with Nightfall to a pop almost as big as the Shieldmaiden is tall.  Spare demanded and got the mic from Duck, saying that as fun as she had kicking some ass tonight she was saving the worst beating for the rematch she was owed against Lolo and would get at Dia de los Muertos.  On the 26th, she wouldn't just get her belt back…she would be the Last Woman Standing.  Spare tossed the mic back to Duck and stomped backstage, the announcers hyping the first ever Last Woman Standing match in QCW history for the Fifteen Pounds of Gold to come at DdlM before Ruckus took its final commercial break of the night.

  • Before the Cruel Summer World title match main evented, Steve gave us hype for 💫 next week’s Ruckus 💫:: John Arneson tries to keep his winning streak going against “the Paragon” of the Chosen, Drake Tremble 💫 per earlier remarks the International Players get the match they wanted against Justine Danek and Bella Jolie of Hysteria 💫 we’ll hear from Razorblade 💫 and Malicía Fernandez and Orion are going to dive into QCW staple Pick Your Poison - whomever wins the fastest in their matches will get to pick the stipulation for their National championship match at Dia de los Muertos in a week and a half

  • Time for the main event.  We saw Naz marching through the hallways and past Commissioner Holmes at the Sweet Spot before “So Be It” by Clipse played over the PA to send a wave of cheers through the Arena.  el-Fadal went up the stairs and parted the Tron before the camera panned around him to show white and gold pyro exploding on the stage.  Naz ignored the cheering crowd, marching down the ramp with Carl saying he looked more than ready to make history & win the World title for a record setting fourth time.

  • We went from Clipse to Kendrick as “King Kunta” hit the PA and brought out the Republic in force.  They began to head down the ramp until Omar held up Ig and had a short discussion.  Ig seemed to be in shock but then called the troops over while Steve wondered if this was just mind games, but it turned out that Omar wanted to go this alone.  Pyotr Caviar, Malicía Fernandez and Republic Enforcement headed to the back while Omar and Ig made their way to the ring; Naz sat on a top turnbuckle and looked on with a dead eyed stare.  The music died down and the lights went out save for a lone spotlight over the ring so Duck could do the introductions.  Challenger Naz was introduced first; he came to the center of the ring and continued looking nonplussed while he held up four fingers - then he suddenly spun around and used them all plus the thumb to tag Omar in the face with a slap!  Naz got as far as “Do something, bit–” before Omar double legged him down to the canvas and started firing right after right on his head.  Duck wisely got the hell out of Dodge while the referee called for the bell.

  • 6. Omar Littlefield [c, w/Ig de Catur] d. Nazir el-Fadal to retain the QCW World championship at 19:38 When that referee called for the bell again it caused chaos to ring out all over Quality Arena.  Before that happened, though, we got a Match of the Year candidate between two of QCW’s best even if it did end under a cloud of controversy.  Omar looked to punish Naz for the slap after some ground and pound action before powering Naz into a corner so he could slap el-Fadal a few times.  After the fourth, Naz went forehead to forehead with the bigger man and dared him to do it again; when Omar tried it, Naz bit his hand before sending Littlefield into the corner and laying into him with a flurry of open handed chops.  Omar absorbed them all and shoved Naz across the ring after the seventh before hitting such a high octane shoulder tackle out of the corner that Naz went ass over teakettle and ended up on his stomach.  It's not as if Omar goes into these matches with some kind of secret plan, he just overwhelms whoever he's against with power and Naz ate a restaurant quality beating early on.  Steve noticed as Omar sat on Naz while he had the One Man Jihad neck first over the middle rope that FDSNF had granted them extra time tonight so with all the commercials out of the way they’d stay with this match until they got a winner.

  • The opening few minutes were less a match and more a squash for Omar.  Even when Naz landed a surprise cross chop to the throat, he foolishly tried to get Omar over in a hiptoss and got a short lariat for his troubles.  Omar dragged Naz to a corner and hit him with a Vader Bomb, then another, then piled on with a third & a fourth.  But as the announce noted, Omar wasn't trying to win the match - he was clearly out to hurt Naz on Ig’s orders.  A clearly depleted Naz rolled out of the ring while the referee started a ten count before he got the fear of Omar put in him and decided to stop halfway through.  Omar stepped between the ropes to the floor before getting a running start, then did ¾ of a lap around the ring before sending Naz flying over the announce table with.a wicked Pounce.  Steve & Carl were narrowly okay but Naz surely didn't have that in common with them as the multiple replays showed.  Now Omar was fine with the ref making a count, sure that a banged up Naz would remain on the outside.  But el-Fadal crawled and scraped his way to the ring apron before rolling in under the bottom rope before the zebra could get to 9.  Omar’s response was to drag Naz into position and hit him with another Vader bomb.   The crowd booed Omar's dominance and he mockingly booed them right back before barking “My world!  My title!”  Naz was using the ropes to pull himself up as Omar turned around and charged him, but el-Fadal saw it coming and snapped the top rope into Omar's neck.  That stunned Omar long enough for Naz to land another couple cross chops to the throat, which had Omar reeling until Naz hit a basement dropkick to the knee that ended up sending Omar draped over the middle rope with his forehead almost touching the apron.  Naz slowly climbed up the buckles of the closest corner before turning and flying off, driving both his knees into the back of Omar's head to send him to the floor.  The crowd were in full throat as Naz looked like he had a second wind even while he was holding onto his ribs.  Omar stumbled to his feet only to be unable to block a PK from Naz that sent him all the way to the floor.   The Greatest Man Alive rolled in and out to break the count, and he found a present when Omar made his way up to a knee - the big man had a thin red line of clarin over his right eyebrow that extended to his forehead.  Naz didn't have a fin on his back but he was a shark when it came to exploiting an opponent’s weakness, and he grabbed Omar's head before slamming it into the top of the steel steps again and again and again and again.  “If you can bleed him, you can beat him!” yelled out Carl in support as Naz again rolled in and out to break up the count.  Omar staggered against the dividing barrier and Naz leaped on him before raining down the rights, lefts and even biting away after landing 16 shots to the wound.  The former World champion leaned against the barrier and gathered up a handful of deep breaths before trying to muscle Omar into the ring.  Despite the nearly 80 pound disadvantage, Naz managed to pull it off…but as he tried to get in the ring himself Ig swiped at his ankles.  Naz looked at the splayed out Omar before pivoting and giving chase after de Catur, who showed off a half decent Usain Bolt impersonation on the floor a step and a half ahead of the pursuit.  Ig rolled into the ring and Naz almost caught him, but what he actually caught was a massive lariat that sent him somersaulting through the Parts Unknown sky before he turned into a snow angel on the canvas. Ig rolled out of the ring and got to his feet on the floor just in time to see Omar hoist Naz up and drill him with his notorious Face Eraser.  Omar covered Naz after connecting with his crucifix powerbomb DDT – BUT Naz became the first person to kick out of it, narrowly kicking out at 2.9.  

  • The crowd went wild as Omar glared at the ref before looking at Ig as if he wanted him to fix it.  Ig was clearly heated, but told Omar to repeat it and end this.  A huffy Littlefield snatched Naz up to put the final nail in the coffin with another Face Eraser, but Naz not only managed to land on his feet - he then cinched up Omar and delivered the Hamrin Valley Driver to a massive pop.  The crowd went ballistic as the One Man Jihad staggered to his feet and made the wipeout gesture with his hands, waving on a clearly rocked Omar.  Littlefield stumbled to his feet but he wouldn't be on them long, as Naz served up a dose of Nazquil that rocked the ring.  el-Fadal went down for the cover but as the referee’s hand was coming down for a third time, the official stopped and shook his head.  Naz went bug eyed as Ig laughed and produced a briefcase from under the ring, QA awash in confusion and anger as Naz had had Omar dead to rights.  Naz grabbed the referee by the lapels, but Omar hit him with a low blow and rolled him up - and the referee’s subsequent three count barely took up a normal 2.  For the second time since winning at Cruel Summer, Nazir el-Fadal had been screwed out of the Fifteen Pounds of Gold.  Ig got in Duck’s face and demanded he name Omar the winner #ANDSTILL champion before Omar stumbled over and lifted Duck off the ground until he did.

  • The crowd booed the screwjob lustily, some even throwing wadded up programs and beers at Ig and Omar while Steve and Carl wondered what the hell had happened.  Commissioner Holmes speed walked down to the ring, causing de Catur, his world champ and his crooked referee to vault the guardrail and leave.  Holmes screamed in their direction that this wasn't over and that the referee was fired - but when Ig raised the ref’s hand while cackling, the briefcase came open and money spilled out like droplets down a waterfall.  The crooked zebra quickly scooped up the cash while Omar held up the Fifteen Pounds of Gold with one hand and a middle finger with the other.  Ruckus went off the air with Steve and Carl complaining in vain about the fast one Ig managed to pull even though he was no longer Commissioner and a fuming Naz getting repeatedly bleeped out while he swore at Holmes from down on the canvas.


Friday, December 2, 2022

QCW Ruckus [s2e9 • December 2, 2022]

Even after it turns out the show started, we couldn’t see the Quality Controllers in the darkened Arena.  But we could hear the buzz as a spotlight focused on a stool in the ring with a microphone on it.  


Things were quiet until Arcarsenal came on over the PA, at which point the Arena got as chilly as the weather outside.  As Nazir el-Fadal came out to a negative ovation, there was a brief shot back at the announce table: both Steve Vandeblanche and a clearly seething S. Mark Starr with their backs to the ring, facing the audience.  el-Fadal came out in street clothes looking displeased (you’re familiar with the concept) and paused on the top stair of the steps before shuffling into the ring and holding up Lucky 13 overhead.  


Naz reached down and grabbed the microphone before sitting on the stool.  His smile only grew with the noise, full of ASSHOLE! and Naz sucks (clap clap) chants.  el-Fadal rhetorically asked if he sucked, what did that make the abomination who failed to do his job for months and tried to screw him out of hiiiiis World Heavyweight Championship and ended up in the ICU as promised?  Furthermore, what did it make his so-called boss who not only let this disrespect continue onward but encouraged it, leading to the tragic events of last week?  Well, not tragic, what was the word Naz was looking for….ah, yes!


Deserved.


Duck Eko thought it was his place to come into Naz’s ring and Naz proved his place was shotgunning Jello in the hospital cafeteria.  He got what he deserved, and Naz didn’t care if we ever saw him again after he refused to put the proper respect on the name of a man — the only man, need he remind you, to be a two time World Champion in the nearly 70 year history of QCW – who surpassed Duck's life achievements the moment he waddled into preschool.


And if the Commissioner was in the business of light fines, Naz was sure that he would get a similar treatment to Duck's - unless, of course, the Commissioner was worried that an elite wrestler who could make an impact and lay the smack down anywhere on Friday nights was going to waltz out the door with the belt he literally built with his own two hands.  Because make no mistake about it, what happened to Duck was on Holmes' head.  And if The Champ wasn't about to get the respect he went out and fought for? Then he had no qualms about adding Holmes' head to an already crowded wall of stuffed heads who once thought they could get the best of Nazir el-Fadal and wound up poster kids for milk cartons.


So while he would watch the Immortals fight over who faced him come Season's Beatings with an interested eye, the only presents he would be giving away were more reminders about just where the power is in QCW: not with some nobody announcer, not in the Commissioner's Office, but with Nazir Allahdamned el-Fadal: the GREATEST Man Alive.  Naz gave a smirk, then threw the mic up and started leaving the ring to another chorus of boos as the squawking and feedback of the mic reverberated around the Arena.  


After focusing on the mic dropped in the ring, we faded into the open.  But instead of the standard open it was slightly extended, probably to show the usual Last Week On Ruckus footage.  So before the cavalcade of champions we saw Al Buffett win a 20-man battle royale by slamming Pyotr Caviar over the top - then Jupiter Jones making not one but two successful World TV title defenses to shut up his rivals in the Red, White and True - and of Naz’s World title defense against Al, Duck hitting him with the belt and Al seeming having the match won only to lose by DQ, then we saw a livid el-Fadal turning mid MDK elbow to drop Duck.


They spared reshowing the beating as well as Naz laying out S. Mark Starr, but showed Commissioner Holmes checking over the fallen ring announcer in almost a photo negative of a smiling Naz patting down the belt on his way to the back. 


Back to the usual pyro and another sellout crowd from the Quality Arena - Steve Vandeblanche & S. Mark Starr tried to shake off that horrendous opening and welcome us to an episode of Ruckus where we’d have an Immortal new #1 contender by the end of the night to face Naz for the World title at Season’s Beatings and Jupiter Jones trying to continue his World TV title reign, but speaking of champions, QCW’s longest reigning one was about to try to prove her dominance once again in a tag team rarity, the three way dance.


| • OnlyFitness (w/Scott Warren-Tisch) d. Science Fiction Double Feature and QCW Women's World Champion Autumn Powers and "Night Sky" Diana Spare in a three way dance • | After a few weeks of tight competition between these six women, the muscle babes with hearts of iron prevailed here.


It was a solid comeback victory bolstered by the fact that in the early going, both sets of opponents had the upper hand on them and even at one point were employing hybridized double teams going into the first commercial break.  But the short lived alliance between SFDF and Powers and Spare fell apart, with Lolo Vuitton wriggling free of Autumn right before Diana Spare connected with a pinpoint missile dropkick that accidentally drilled her partner.  Cindy Monet again showed her ring generalship by blind tagging the disoriented Vuitton then laying out Powers with her signature Tightrope lariat, and three seconds later everyone was in shock over the outcome.


Well, almost everyone: Diana Spare shook her head and took the Sad Hulk walk to the back alone while Autumn rolled to the floor and refs checked on her (she quickly waved them off before stomping to the back herself).  This left the tenured teams fighting through the second segment of the match while announce put over Cindy for pinning Autumn.


SFDF & OF fought from the second segment through commercials and into the third.  It looked like Cindy was going to win the three way dance all by herself and got in position for the Tightrope but Lolo saw her coming and cut her down with an almost standing Bloody Shoe, then pivoted to knock Jane Doe off the apron with the usual version.  She tagged Karyn in, and they laid out Cindy with Only Finished This before Karyn got them the W.  *** ½


After replays we saw OnlyFitness celebrating in the ring with Scott whooping it up while Karyn and Lolo loudly crowed they were coming for gold.  Tisch-Warren and Vuitton held hands but also made Familiar Gestures around their waists with their free hands before jumping on turnbuckles to put every champion on notice as Ruckus went to pay some bills.


Back from the break and TOTHEBACK~! where Julius Duquesne III welcomed his guests: the Immortals.  The crowd popped as we had to pan out to get J3, Einherjar and the Revenant all in the frame at the same time.  


Julius asked them what it was like tonight knowing that they'd have to face off tonight with a World title shot at Season's Beatings on the line.  The Revenant gave a raspy laugh and said he and the crowd would bear witness to something spectacular tonight: an Immortals training session in public for the first time ever.  Einherjar cackled and added that that wasn't good for the Rev since he usually won out in their sparring sessions.  The Rev started to get a little testy at this, his response got Einherjar a little testy back in response, and JD3 was stealthily scanning for an exit when they both started cracking up, Rev clapping Julius on the back so hard his glasses almost flew off his nose.  The Revenant laughed and said that no matter which one of them won tonight, the good fans of QCW could sleep easy because either way, one of them was going to get their hands on Naz and end his reign of terror.  Einherjar added that with the loser getting the TV title shot at Season's Beatings (!), Season's Beatings was going to end with the most dominant tag team in QCW history holding up both singles titles, and all you had to do to get him in a festive mood was to let him fight and then hand him a championship afterwards.  QCW, the Double Tap League, Europe, it flat out didn't matter: the Immortals took what they wanted, and if they got to throw some hands tonight to give Naz a preview of how his ego parade would come to an end six feet under, even better.  The Revenant bumped fists with Einherjar then apologized to Jules since they preferred Enya as their interviewer.  With a smile JD3 said you didn't have to explain it to him, then threw to the announce.  In turn, they threw it to Enya Face who was filling in for Duck and announced the next fight - a triple threat match for the QCW World Television championship.


| • Jupiter Jones [c] d. Pyotr Caviar and "the Wonderful" Rich Ward in a triple threat match to retain the QCW World Television title 6️⃣ • | This was originally set up over the course of the week online mostly through QTube and a little bit via Elonbook, where Serge Batroc upbraided Jupiter for only facing other weak Americans for the title and challenged Jones to put up the title against a member of the Consortium.  Jones readily agreed and picked Rich; Serge clearly didn't want that and offered Pyotr to represent the IWC.  Jupiter said if Serge's idea of leadership meant not knowing how to lead, then he was champ at that.  Jones offered up a triple threat, which Starr noted early on in the match was lunacy given Ward's experience and Caviar's power.


But Serge's plan to add the TV title to the IWC's trophy case seemed to be bulletproof…until it fell victim to ballistics.  Caviar caught a Bolt From Olympus attempt and converted it into a one armed spinebuster.  Pyotr then walloped Jones with a Russian sickle, but at 2 ¾ Rich pulled Caviar off the cover and went for one of his own.  When Jones kicked out, the sniping began.  Serge was furious about Rich going into business for himself, Pyotr was furious over being thwarted for the title, and Rich was salty about the salt of the others since he was also trying to win the belt.  Caviar and Ward had words, then shoves.


Then it broke all the way down: Rich slapped Pyotr to the oohs and aahs if the crowd.  Caviar felt the blow, made sure his jaw was in place, then spit in Rich's face.  Ward angrily wiped off the spit before throwing it on the mat – and drilling Pyotr with a king sized Wonder Cutter.  The crowd popped huge as Pyotr got driven into the mat, and Jupiter and Rich exchanged glances before Jupiter pinned Pyotr with Rich looking on cooly while the Consortium lost their minds on the floor. ***


Post match saw Jones get his hand raised while pointing at Rich and giving him some nonverbal dap.  Jones went up the ramp pocketing a successful title defense while the Consortium bickering lasted so long that Steve threw things to commercial noting singles gold remains just out of the Consortium's reach. 


Back from the break, where Super Avión was headed down to the ring for a match.  He complained about having to go to a Commissioner he couldn't stand to try and get justice, but at least he got something out of the deal.  Avión stopped the promo to upbraid a fan yelling at him that if he wasn't going to shut his fat face up that he could at least eat that hot dog faster so it'd shut him up and then that way his inevitable heart attack would hurry up and get here, which got the response you might expect in the Arena and nobody chuckled at home, nuh uh.  Avión started his promo over only to be cut off by "New Born" by Muse and the arrival of the QCW Unified World Tag Team champions, the Game Changers.  


The champions were in a jolly mood, with Al Buffett handing off his shirt to the upbraided fan.  Avión's opponent Beckett Carpenter called him a one hit wonder and sarcastically asked that since all of us were on pins and needles for it, when did he think his next win was going to happen?  Because if it was going to take him a whole year to win again, someone was going to have to get the RIGHTFUL World's Champ the Tiki God some snacks.  Avión's body language showed he might have been the only person unamused by the barb, and Carpenter actually had to stop the next part of their promo to let the crowd get all the "Tiki God!" chants in while the announce put over his winning the battle royale last week and almost getting Naz for the 13 Pounds.  Once that'd died down, Carpenter continued, saying that Avión was awfully fired up about Looking Inward tonight.  Avión retorted that what he was looking was forward to getting a shot at their belts…a shot he'd get in about five minutes once he pinned Dark Mirror.  Carpenter scoffed, then informed Al and Ashley that they could handle this lucha loser on their own.  The three of them exchanged dap ups before Buffett and Szabo went back to the back and Carpenter came down to shut up Avión…


| • Super Avión d. QCW Unified World Tag Team champion "Dark Mirror" Beckett Carpenter to earn a tag titles shot at Season's Beatings • | …and failed. 


Carpenter came out of the gates hot and had Avión on the floor not three minutes in, cursing loudly in English and Spanish before ripping the facade off the announce table.  Avión even kicked the stairs, then started hopping around on one foot, drawing the referee’s attention.  The luchador waived off the referee’s asking him if he needed help, and then when Carpenter came to follow up sprung the trap and leaped up with a huracanrana that sent Dark Mirror mask first into the post.  Avión then ran Carpenter from barrier to the other side and back again before rolling in and doing a cartwheel.  As Avión demanded the ref count Carpenter out, we saw a replay: Avión had not actually kicked the stairs but pulled up his leg then banged his hand against the top of the steps to trick everybody.  Starr got a good chuckle out of it at the desk, saying Avión wasn’t going to lose sleep over any tricks he pulled after the past couple of weeks for him and especially with a title opportunity in sight.  


Out of the second segment and into the third Avión continued to press his advantage.  Yet Carpenter continued to rally in their own right, and managed to somewhat counter a superplex attempt by Avión with a mid-air shift to a Codebreaker that also devastated them upon hitting the mat.  Avión was groggy and Carpenter went to make him Look Inward, but a desperate Avión grabbed at Carpenter’s mask and pulled it until it was off kilter and they were temporarily blinded.  Avión took full advantage of the opportunity by flinging Dark Mirror shoulder first into the ring post before winning the match with his Aces High avalanche crucifix slam.  ** ½ 


Avión bailed from the ring when Al & Ashley came back on the scene to check on Mirror, but Avión was more than happy to crow from the bottom of the ramp about his multiple wins meaning that maybe HE should be the Unified World Tag Team champions.  The Game Changers seethed as Avión cackled heading into the break.


We came back from the break to go to a pretape from Earlier Today featuring Jupiter Jones, being photographed for the cover of QCW Magazine out next Tuesday and posing for the cover at the intersection of the North Pole and the squared circle.  Beard lowered, Jupiter sat on a production crate between shots and talked about this time of year being especially important for family found and held.  As a few quick clips of his recent career renaissance played, Jones said that even though his boys in West End hated Naz’s ass after the time limit draw BS, Jupiter himself had love for this time of year.  And nothing kept on giving like the gift of gold.  Jones was speaking metaphorically and literally, as a few shots were snapped of him pulling the World TV title out of a red, fuzzy sack.  We had another plug for QCW Magazine before we took things back to the ring.  


| • Lucius Patton d. "Swamp Trash" Ted Holland • | Proxy war in the neverending Jones/Tremble feud, which has been going on for the better part of two decades and now enfolds the College Park Family for the sane and the Red, White and True for the star spangled ding dongs.  This was actually a stealthily good match between two of the younger guys on the roster so it’s nice to know the future’s in good hands.  Early on in the match Drake Tremble got involved and tricked the referee into thinking Benjamin Valentino was guilty, so he watched and cackled as the innocent International Lover got ejected. However, when Tremble tried to dip his toe in that pool again, the referee caught and ejected him to leave Holland and Patton to face off truly one on one. 


At the end, a double crossbody spot wiped them both out of the frame for quite a bit, then when they got up they both parried off attacks before both superkicked the other and they fell down almost in stereo to a crowd pop.  Both men almost recovered at the same time, but Ted did first and raked the eyes, then a superkick sent Lucius into the corner.  Holland draped Patton over the top rope so his ear was against the turnbuckle, then Ted took a couple of steps back before drilling Patton with another superkick to his wide open jaw.  He scooped Sweet Lu up for what looked like a running powerbomb, but Patton had enough wherewithal to slip out the back into a sunset flip attempt.  Holland countered out, then grabbed the ropes during the pinfall – but the referee busted him.  Holland complained to the referee, which put him in perfect position to get rolled up by Patton.  This time, the referee missed Patton grabbing hold of the tights on the rollup, and the 3 went to the former tag champ.  ** ½


Patton high fived a couple of front row fans and had a few laughs at Ted's expense, who had so much murder in his eyes he forgot to shake the zebra"s hand as he usually does.


Back to the announce, who went over the continuing Collipark/Red, White and True rivalry before getting more serious and providing a medical update on Duck Eko's condition after Naz's attack on him last week.  Fortunately, Duck cleared the concussion protocol earlier in the week and the worry he got his bell ring permanently was the worst of it going in; Eko is at home recuperating from his injuries but the current hope is that he'll be back in a couple weeks for the PPV. Starr was especially pleased with the news and seemed to be ramping up to an apology to Duck for not being better back up last week (!!) when Steve cut him off, saying that Jupiter Jones was now back in the ring.  


Not only that, but he was commandeering the mic from Enya.  The crowd cheered for Jones' unexpected return but he tamped down the cheers and said that while he was happy winning earlier he wasn't in love with the way it all went down.  Pierre, sorry, Serge got his bear in to muddy the waters when what Jupiter had been looking forward to all week was testing himself against Rich Ward and it wouldn't be right for him not to deliver on a promise.   If Rich felt the same way, he could meet him in the ring.


The crowd buzzed but the curtains didn't part, and there was dead air for a bit before Jupiter offered to sweeten the pot and put his title on the line again which got the audience shocked and awed.  There was dead air for awhile longer, then haunting whistling from Rammstein's Engel brought out the Consortium.  (The bickering was down by 2/3rds from earlier.) Serge seemed uncommonly pensive, but despite Jason the Terrible's protests, Serge then gestured for Rich to walk down the aisle and accept.  Rich double checked, then headed down to the ring.  Serge waited a couple of beats and then led the rest of the Consortium to support Rich.  As Ward made it into the ring, Jupiter made a gesture towards the back, and the College Park Family came out to help even the odds on the outside.  Rich and Jupiter adhered to the code of honor after the bell rang.


| • Jupiter Jones [c] (w/Collipark) d. "The Wonderful" Rich Ward (w/the International Workrate Consortium) to retain the QCW World Television title 7️⃣ • | The opening few minutes of this one were full of veteran babyface pro graps: several nearfalls but way more holds, counter holds, and counter counter holds.  The crowd would have ordered another round of this with dessert if they could've, but none of this buttered Serge's baguette.  Even without being miced up or even on camera you could hear Serge exasperatedly tell Rich that he had to fight more aggressively, especially with the time limit ticking.


But Rich didn't listen to Serge, saying that he had it under control; while Ward Island didn't materialize in the Arena the Canadian stalwart was winning on points, especially after he speared down a Bolt From Olympus attempt late.  The camera changed briefly to Serge's somewhat hesitant cheering before Rich signaled that he was set to slam the door shut.  Ward went for the Wonder Cutter but Jupiter wrapped him up and then countered into an inverted suplex.  Jupiter avoided a swipe on the outside from Jason the Terrible then drilled his brother with a Bolt From Olympus that sent a string flying from Rich's lips before Ward fell between the middle and bottom rope to the floor.  


He spilled out by the Consortium, but when Jupiter went to the outside to collect Rich Serge made a big show of walking towards him with his hands up.  The rest of Collipark had Jupiter's back and the Consortium were already in lock step behind Serge.  Starr said it must feel like having to look both ways before crossing the street as he dumped Rich in the ring, while the Family and IWC on the outside seemed ready to add a fight outside the ring to the one in it.  Jupiter told the Family that if the IWC started something, they'd have to finish it.


Jupiter got back in the ring and started to snatch Rich up, but Ward surprised him by pulling him into a small package for 2 ½.  Both men staggered up but Jones' slight advantage in getting to his feet first gave him the window of opportunity to drill another Bolt. Rich remained upright after it hit but went down in sections a second later.  As the referee made the count it looked like the Consortium was going to jump in the ring for a save, but a gesture from Serge saw them all get down from the apron while Jones secured the count.  ***


Jones pulled Rich to his feet after replays and the two men shook hands again to Serge's displeasure.  While the Consortium went back to bickering, Jupiter and the rest of the Family celebrated while Steve put over Jupiter now having made four successful title defenses in the past two weeks, and, yunno, Naz didn't beat him a few weeks ago…maybe…juuuuuuust maybe…


Next week is the go home show before Season's Beatings, but that doesn't mean QCW is taking their foot off the gas:


🌟 Jupiter Jones' quest for 10 continues with another World TV title defense…hell, maybe two again… 🌟


🌟 Based on what went down earlier, Cindy Monet will finally get a one on one shot at Autumn Powers and the QCW Women's World Championship 🌟


🌟 And a king sized main event tag, which would see the Immortals take on the QCW World Heavyweight Champion Nazir el-Fadal and a partner of his choosing.  But who the hell would possibly team with Naz after last week…and which one of the Immortals will he be facing for the title at Season's Beatings? 🌟


Steve announced that since the main event was a #1 contenders match, that they would unfortunately be joined on commentary.  Starr said if they were going to have Naz come out here, then he wasn't going to be here for it.  Sure enough, when Arcarsenal hit we heard a thump on the announce table.  By the time Naz and his beam came over Starr was shown leaving the Arena and walking out through the lower level.  Naz offered a handshake to Steve, who somehow found a way to be polite while coldly rebuffing him.  Naz gave a chuckle and said Steve should be happy trading in a never was for The Only World Champion That Matters!  World Champ on the mat and the mic, what could be better than that?


Steve smiled at that, and said while it was….*ahem* nice to be joined by Naz, he wasn't going to be the only one joining them at the table.  


Cue Unscripted Violence?


A huge roar from the crowd and an almost equal eye roll from Naz set the table for the arrival of Mason "Razorblade" Savage.  Steve crowed that he had gotten some insurance for his safety after the crap Naz pulled last week, so he better act right while he's at the desk.  Naz cooly retorted that he had just gotten done whooping Steve's backup twice in a month, so he wasn't sweating it.  Of course, within seconds of him saying that Savage was at the desk glaring at Naz.  Savage told Naz he was looking for an excuse to drop him, so if he wanted a dislocated jaw he should test him.  Naz slowly stood up and held up the 13 Pounds before CACKLING; Razorblade was looking for an excuse to look at his World championship since pretty obviously, he was at the back of the line.  


Razorblade and Naz went nose to nose, both seemingly trying to goad the other into throwing the first punch while Steve hilariously, ineffectively tried to get them to be civil.


And any chance of civility went out the window when "Killed By Death" hit the PA, popping the crowd and putting a pin in the el-Fadal/Savage contretemps for a couple minutes.


The crowd roar only grew when it turned out that while they were about to face off, the Immortals walked to the ring together as if they were about to shove another team into a wheat thresher.  Both Razorblade and Naz grumbled about the Immortals since they both have had antagonistic backgrounds with the former tag champs.  The Immortals didn't forget either, and there was a great shot of Einherjar whispering into the Revenant's ear before pointing at the desk, causing the leviathan to laugh a laugh that would make Terry Jeffords look like Charles Boyle.  Razorblade sniped at Naz that it was going to be a fun main event for Naz at the PPV.  Naz put on a wan smile and sarcastically asked Razorblade how he remembered what main events were like.  Steve sighed and Naz told him that he played himself by bringing Savage out here and what was it with his fetish for ex champions?  Does Mrs. Vandeblanche know??  


| • | • the main event • | • |


| • the Revenant d. Einherjar in a #1 contenders match to earn a World Heavyweight Championship shot at Season's Beatings; Einherjar receives a World Television title shot at Season's Beatings as well • | QCW’s socials all week long hyped up the dream match nature of the main, with plenty of talk of this not only being a match we thought we’d never see, but one we might never get again.


It’s rare for something pretty widely hyped to live up to the bombast especially in 2022, but this fight did.


Pretty funny bit to start as they shook hands after the bell rang and then immediately tried to hockey fight each other to the increasing roars of not only the crowd but both Razorblade and Naz at the desk.  As the Rev started to use his bigger frame to take a little bit of early control, both Savage and Vandeblanche needled Naz about having to face one of them at the PPV.  El-fadal said with a shark’s grin that that was why he hoped they destroyed each other in there, just like he destroyed Mason’s title reign at AnIIversary.  That started a fresh round of sniping between the forever rivals as the Revenant set up Einherjar in a tree of woe, only for the Norwegian to pull himself up to the top rope when Rev came in with a follow up baseball slide.  Naz cackled and said it was a few weeks early for the Nutcracker Suite right before Einherjar followed up with a flying knee strike shot from the second rope and went for the cover.  


The Rev kicked out right before 2.


It was that kind of fight.


Naz actually kinda/sorta got his wish as it took nearly 30 minutes for a winner to emerge here – Einherjar slipped a Red Right Hand and countered with a couple of enzuigiris before somehow splattering the Rev with a double-arm DDT, but he kicked out late; Einherjar also got his knees up on a frog splash (!) attempt and executed a trifecta of German suplexes (!!) with the last one bridged, but the Rev got a black cowboy boot on the ropes over the ref’s head but in her line of vision; the Rev landed a Tree of Woe baseball slide and frog splash combination that looked to have things wrapped up and popped the Arena when Einherjar shouldered out at 2.8; the Rev went for another right hand but Einherjar countered into a triangle hold, then transitioned the triangle into a grounded sleeper hold, which the Rev barely survived then slowly powered out of before landing a Tombstone that left both men out on the mat after it hit and the Quality Controllers chanting Queue Cee Dub loud enough to be heard in Cape Canaveral.  


The Rev eventually crawled over and got an arm across Einherjar but the Norwegian got out before two and a half as Naz talked about how great a match it was and living up to every one of his hopes and dreams.  Both Razorblade & Steve gave him shit about it, and part of the reason a very small part of the fanbase cheers for Naz is his pretty forthright sliminess (shown here when he said the more they killed each other just to get a shot at him the sadder it was going to be at the PPV when they inevitably failed; I know for a fact childhood fan me would have ha ted Naz but was he wrong?).  Razorblade started talking about how that was the difference between his reign as The Champ and Naz, which had that tea kettle about ready to boil over before Naz yelled a “Look out!” Nobody believed him, and this really didn’t work out well for Razorblade since it turned out that the International Workrate Consortium (well, not Rich Ward) had come in from the crowd behind the announce, and had suddenly started pounding on Razorblade to Naz’s sheer vile glee.  That glee turned when Pyotr Caviar started remembering the last time he saw Naz, and suddenly The Champ wasn’t on commentary but doing the slowest moonwalk ever.  Caviar seemed like he was about to catch up to Naz when suddenly the Proper Villains came into the fight, starting with Caviar and then going after the rest of the Consortium to try to get them off of Razorblade.  Naz continued to back up the ramp, only to get dropped as a blur raced past him and into the ring.


The blur ran up to the top rope, springboarded off to the parallel top rope, and then Katsuji Ootsuka uncorked another “you know you’re gonna see this in the open” highspot with a beautiful tornillo/spinning plancha onto the Consortium, the Villains and Razorblade.  Naz gathered himself up on the ramp while Einherjar laid in a cavalcade of strikes and knees, but the Rev blocked and then spun away a uraken attempt before finally getting to plant Einherjar with that Red Right Hand.  Unfortunately for his partner, just because he delivered a chokeslam didn’t mean he didn’t still have him by the neck, and the Rev delivered a second chokeslam – but didn’t win until he finished the string and delivered a third rolling chokeslam that had Einherjar gazing up at the lights.  It looked like he tried to get his foot on or under the bottom rope but he was about half a foot short there.  Still, absolute great TV match and worth going out of your way to see.  *** ½


The Villains, Razorblade & Ootsuka were fighting all over the Arena as “Killed By Death” hit the PA and the Rev got his hand raised, then he pulled Einherjar to his feet.  The Rev offered a fist bump, and Einherjar thought it over before following suit.  They then turned their attention to Naz as the Rev made A Familiar Gesture around his waist.  Naz scowled and held his title a little bit closer to his chest as “B.O.B.” cut off “Killed By Death” and the crowd popped again.  Jupiter Jones came out alone (unless you count the TV title) and had a smile too wide to be friendly as he came out onto the ramp.  el-Fadal looked in that direction at the man he failed to beat in October, turned his head the other way to see his new 7 foot tall 330 pound newly minted #1 contender and his MMA best friend backup, and you could see the sneer harden across his lips.  As Jones closed in – or was it the Immortals – both? – you coud see Naz slowly backing out of the Arena through the little gap between the ramp and the barricade as Ruckus closed out with el-Fadal suddenly having problems that were way bigger than a little Duck.



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