Friday, December 27, 2024

the 2024 Quality Awards


MOST IMPROVED WRESTLER: Luz Cruz

Also receiving votes: "the Purifier" Caleb Gray, Ashley "THEE Influencer" Szabo


FEUD OF THE YEAR: Hysteria v. the Women's division 

Also receiving votes: Nazir el-Fadal v. Autumn Powers


ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Omar Littlefield 

Also receiving votes: Ashok Banjerjee 


SHOCK OF THE YEAR: Omar winning then partially destroying the title to close out the Mayday Payday PPV

Also receiving votes: Naz cheating to beat Autumn Powers at AnnIVersary, forcing her to leave QCW as a result


MOST LOVED: Mason “Razorblade” Savage

Also receiving votes: Autumn Powers


MOST HATED: Omar Littlefield 

Also receiving votes: Nazir el-Fadal 


PPV OF THE YEAR: AnnIVersary 

Also receiving votes: Mayday Payday 


MATCH OF THE YEAR: [QCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP] • ¡lucha muerte! • Razorblade [c] v. Nazir el-Fadal at Dia de los Muertos

Also receiving votes: [QCW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP] • triple threat • Autumn Powers [c] v. “Dark Mirror Beckett Carpenter v. Nazir el-Fadal at Mayday Payday


TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR: A Cut Above 

Managed by S. Mark Starr, Evan O'Neill and Upper Class Broderick Palmer II are the only unanimous winners of any 2024 Quality Award


WRESTLER OF THE YEAR: Omar Littlefield 

Also receiving votes: Razorblade


Wednesday, December 4, 2024

QCW Unleashed [s2e20 • Quality Arena]

 

  • Pyotr Caviar (w/Serge Batroc) d. “The Proper King” Richard Windsor (w/”the Fury” Jim Jaspers)

  • Science Fiction Double Feature d. The Sound of Thunder

  • Sohla Patel d. Hilary Highnote

  • Beauty and the Beast Mode (w/Shelley LaVey) d. Hawk Carter and Atum Pharaoh

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

QCW Unleashed [s2e19 • Quality Arena]

 

  • Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo (w/”Tiki God” Al Buffett) d. Val Curry (w/Bettie Rokker)

  • The Wonderful Ward Brothers d. Hawk Carter and Prince Ootsuka

  • Serge Batroc (w/Pyotr Caviar) d. Anton Stahl

  • Hysteria (Bonnie/Nancy w/Luz, Justine and Bella) d. Science Fiction Double Feature (w/Collipark)

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

QCW Unleashed [s2e18 • Quality Arena]

 

  • Fiona Fogg and Hillary Highnote d. The Sound of Thunder

  • Sohla Patel d. Christine Kent

  • The Hard Way d. Ian Cook and Gerry Greene 

  • Hawk Carter d. Atum Pharaoh

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

QCW Unleashed [s2e17 • Quality Arena]

 

  • Ian Cook and Gerry Greene d. “Swamp Pride” Ted Holland and Robert E. Moonshine

  • Goody Gardner d. Hilary Highnote

  • Ashok Banjerjee d. Prince Ootsuka

  • “Explosive” Emily Bennett, Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo and Lolo Vuitton d. The Sound of Thunder and Sohla Patel

Friday, November 8, 2024

GRPL+ Presents QCW Ruckus [s4e4 • November 8, 2024]


Quality Arena 🤼 Parts Unknown, FL 

Aired live on GRPL+ 📺 November 8th, 2024


Standard open for the show and Quality Arena is rocking on another Friday night ready to cause a little Ruckus.  Steve Vandeblanche and Carl Christensen welcomed us to the show, with Steve hyping an interview with the recovering Nazir el-Fadal and the Spare v. Crowley main event for the Crush championship before throwing things to Duck Eko to kick off tonight's action…


1. A Cut Above and Luz Cruz (w/the All Starr Stable and Hysteria) d. The Culture at 11:14 The former ambassadors of QCW got a warm welcome to open Ruckus, especially when it was revealed their opponents were not only the loathed All Starr Stable but the leader of Hysteria as well - and both units made sure to bring their backup with them.  


The opening moments were pretty much a stalemate but you could notice the Culture noticing their opposition was rolling +6 on the floor.  As a result, Shelley LaVey missed “Upper Class” Broderick Palmer II blind tagging in to the match and by the time she realized it he was spiking her into the mat with a gutwrench powerbomb.  The crowd booed this, which made BP2 just look disappointed in all of them, which just fed a vicious cycle.  But it turned as the heels jumped out on top; the World Tag Team champions had a sick sort of fun isolating Shelley in the ring while Luz taunted one of her many rivals in Spanglish and said Shelley wasn't even fit to polish La Reina’s crown.  LaVey managed to get out from under and when Evan O’Neill illegally jumped in to save his partner the former Crush champ dodged them both twice, ran them into each other and then managed to lay them out with a double cutter that had “Dashing” Pierce Moore beaming on the ring apron.  

 

But it was Roy Fade who got Shelley's tag and hit the ring weapons hot.  Both of the World Tag Team champions got a taste of These Hands and found it a bitter one as the former Golden Gloves winner showed off his hand speed and high impact offense.   Fade made sure to put the champs behind the 8 ball before tagging in Moore, then they tagged O’Neill a few times up to and including a version of the Hart Attack that featured a neckbreaker instead of a clothesline.  As Beauty and the Beast Mode put the beats to Evan O'Neill, Steve speculated from the desk that a win here would get Mode another shot at the titles since they were certainly fighting like it.  After a couple more minutes of dominance Mode attempted to put Evan down with the Dashing Decision but the rest of Hysteria jumped up on the apron on either side of Shelley LaVey.  But this wasn't the prelude to a beatdown, it was a distraction to allow Cruz a springboard dropkick that floored Fade while O’Neill took down Moore with an inverted facebuster.  The ref was occupied with Hysteria and that allowed a window for Palmer II to waffle the recovering Pierce with one of the tag titles in the back of the head.  A suddenly contrite Cruz apologized to the ref and waved Hysteria down, then pulled Evan towards her corner and tagged in.  The Women's World champion flew into the ring with the double jump poison rana that won her the belt and laid Moore out before pinning him.  LaVey attempted a save but O’Neill laid her out with a spear and the champions got the victory much to the dismay of the Quality Controllers.  Carl added that the night began with Hysteria winning and if they won the main event, Nancy Crowley would bring them the Crush championship as well as Lolo’s world title.


There was a sizzle reel for the tag team known as w @ s t e l a n d e r s that focused on their undefeated roll since debuting back in the summer, including their win over the Wonderful Ward Brothers last week.  It ended with two words:


t a r g 3 t a c q u 1 r e d


2. Ian Cook and Gerry Greene fought the Hard Way to a no contest at 8:16 Another pair of former tag champions returned to QCW this week as John Goodish had his first match since getting his sternum fractured at the hands of Omar Littlefield months ago.  But this match ended at the hands of another set of former champions - Team Batroc, who laid out the Hard Way out of nowhere and when the Brits Cook and Greene tried to thank Serge Batroc and Pyotr Caviar for the helping hands they also got thrown around the ring and laid out.  It took most of the referee corps to stop the French Assassin and the Tracksuit Tsar’s assault.  Steve put over the fact that the tag division had a bunch of hungry teams with a bunch of former champions that maybe smelled a weakness with A Cut Above and were looking for another titles reign.  Serge and Pyotr were talked into heading to the back by officials having made their point as Ruckus went into commercials.


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Backstage, Julius Duquesne III brought on Lolo Vuitton as his guest to a solid pop.  The former Women's World champion told Julius she’d been salty for the past couple of weeks since she lost her title but she just got done talking with Commissioner Holmes and in two weeks she was getting her rematch and the title back.  So Luz and her witches could cast their spells, mix their potions, go raid Hot Topic or whatever it was they did for fun.  She was going to wreck any of those witches who kept her from becoming the first ever four time Women's World champion in QCW history.  The only thing more dangerous than Miss Thang with a title was what she'd do to get it back.  Lolo strutted out of frame and JDIII threw things to Duck in the ring to make the introductions for the next match…


3. Orion defeated “the Purifier” Caleb Gray (w/the Chosen) by countout at 11:04 in a non-title match National Champion Gray was surrounded by his acolytes per usual heading into this one and clearly thought his experience and championship pedigree would make for a cakewalk but he got disabused of that notion quickly, as he couldn't get ahold of the high flying newcomer.  Orion used their speed to run circles around the Duquesne Cup holder before spiking the Purifier on his head with a satellite DDT that sent Gray rolling out of the ring after impact.  The flock went to check on their leader, who was in the middle of telling them that he had things under control when Orion landed a springboard tope con hilo that nearly sent them both into the front row and popped the Quality Controllers something fierce.


Orion got to their feet first and took a good look at the four people fuming in their direction before bundling up Caleb and tossing him back in the ring.  Orion continued rolling on, so much so that “the Paragon” Drake Tremble got up on the apron to complain to the referee but Orion made him shut up with a backflip kick that sent the former QCW champion flying to the floor.  Orion turned their focus back to the ring and went for more springboard offense on Caleb only to get picked off out of the air by a cyclone kick that gave Gray his first big opening in the bout.


As the larger Gray started to string together some offense and throw Orion around with suplexes, the announce noted that if he’d defended his belt more then he’d be in a position to cash it in for a World title shot when and wherever he wanted.  Former champion Christensen wondered if Gray was more concerned about keeping his belt to lord it over everyone else than he was in going after the Fifteen Pounds of Gold.  Carl's excellent point was undercut, however, when Gray uncorked an overhead belly to belly suplex that sent Orion flying into the turnbuckles.  After dropping Orion a couple more times, Goody Gardner exhorted Caleb to end things; Grey set up Orion for the move that won him the Duquesne Classic and the National championship along with it.


But Orion wriggled free of Repent before it could connect and turned defense into offense, spinning on Caleb's shoulders and taking him down with a rana.  Orion blasted Gray with a scorpion kick, and he crumbled before pulling the bottom rope and rolling back out to the floor.  The Chosen got in a huddle before the underlings formed a human wall in front of Caleb, who was more than happy to eat a countout loss and grabbed the mic from Duck while he was announcing Orion's win. 


Gray said that the “space heathen” was hiding behind a false face and a false name, the exact sort of tomfoolery that had no place in his Quality Christian Wrestling.  The time would come for this so called Orion to fall to whatever they were’s knees and repent but tonight his calling was elsewhere: making sure his End Times prevailed over the unamerican Banjerjee and the delusional Davis later on in the show.  True…justice could only be delivered by the hands of the Chosen, and if the nonbelievers wouldn't fall to their knees they would be driven to them by force.  


Gray threw the mic on the timekeeper's table and the Chosen moved towards the concourse, leaving a confused Orion to get their hand raised as Ruckus went to break.


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4. Anton Stahl defeated Omar Littlefield by reverse decision at 11:19 The once again unmasked Stahl showed off a smart game plan early to blend his technical expertise with a sort of cat and mouse attack.  Stahl chipped away at Omar in the opening minutes but when he went for a springboard European uppercut Omar knocked him out of the air and damn near out of the ring with a vicious Pounce.  Littlefield's been on a rampage since losing the World title at AnnIVersary and that didn't stop here, as he took apart the proud German in sections.  The good news for Stahl is that he only got Vader Bombed by the big man once; the bad news is that he ate four Face Erasers and Omar pinned him with his foot on his chest. 


After the bell, Omar continued going after Anton and further kept pummelling him with choke bomb after choke bomb.  In trying to stop the beating, the ref got thrown across the ring; it took them a while to recover enough to make it to Duck but once they did they called for the reverse decision and gave Anton a painful victory.  Omar chased the ref and when he couldn't catch them he settled for sliding back into the ring and taking Stahl down with a lariat.  Omar looked to be setting up yet another Face Eraser when the Wonderful Ward Brothers hit the ring to make the save for Anton as they had been saved by him last week.  The Wards got shoved into each other by Omar but they fought back, hitting two individual and then two double team Wonder Cutters to finally drive Omar out of the ring.  Security eventually got Omar to the back while he ranted about Holmes giving him what he wanted and in the ring the Wards helped Anton up and checked on him. Carl wondered if a certain band might be getting back together…


From there we went to Steve at the desk, who took lead on a split screen interview with Nazir el-Fadal.  You could hear an extremely mixed reaction for the One Man Jihad as he beamed in from Hayt Corners, New York.  


Naz said that he knew Steve had questions and since he wasn't going to get cleared for another couple of days, he'd make sure that he was heard in his own words.  Steve asked Naz how he was doing after Dia de los Muertos and el-Fadal said his recovery was almost done, but you should see the other guy -- if he wasn't in the hospital, he was in hiding because it had taken every iota of his being to barely survive the Jihad.  Yeah, it'd been his own little vacation in hell going through a flaming table.  But it was worth it to make Razorblade suffer while people with taste cheered him on for doing it.  He could sit here and admit that Savage won the battle, but the One Man Jihad was on his way to winning the war.


Steve asked Naz what was up next for him and el-Fadal said that long term nothing had changed; since Razorblade had to do something that would cripple any of the rabble to barely beat him he was more laser focused than ever on regaining his World championship, and he wouldn't stop until he did.  In the short term?  


Well, he was going to grace the Arena with his presence next week and since he was a sporting man he would let the locker room have what they and certainly Commissioner Holmes always wanted - a chance to shut him up. el-Fadal said that he was issuing an open challenge for next week's show, which got some buzz and a little bit of a pop from the crowd.  Naz said that any man or woman on the roster could get a shot at him but after he beat them he didn't want to hear any more slander come out of their mouth because next week in his glorious return he was going to reteach an eternal lesson: there were good wrestlers - there were great wrestlers - and then there was Nazir el-Fadal: the Greatest Man Alive. el-Fadal cut off his end of the feed and we went back to the ring…


5. The End Times (w/the Chosen) d. Ashok Banjerjee and Justice Davis at 13:26 The Chosen came out to a rain of boos following Caleb Gray’s preaching in lieu of fighting earlier in the show, so it goosed the cheers for both Banjerjee and David a bit when they made their entrances.  The Times succeeded in the early going after they rushed the babyfaces at the bell, then isolated Banjerjee while Gray barked orders for them to get rid of Ashok once and for all.  They grounded the Boundless former champion and bottled him up to keep him from reaching into his bag of aerial tricks.  However, an Ashok Orange Crush bomb gave him just a big enough window to tag in Justice, who immediately hit the ring and started dropping the members of the flock the way Gray did Bible verses.  JD showed off his unique blend of speed and surprising power as the fans cheered, while on commentary Steve and Carl hyped him up as another possible contender to the National championship.  However, when he went to drop Danny Castle with his JDDDT, Dr. Martin Williams flew off the top rope with a stiff legged missile dropkick and the Times added injury to injury when they launched Davis shoulder first into the ringpost shortly after that. 


The Times dished out even more punishment than they had on Ashok to open the match, but the Battle Ground Battler kicked out of a two man backdrop bomb and getting a save from Ashok after Castle and Dr. Williams combined to sandwich him with stereo cannonballs.  After a double snap spinebuster the doomsday dyad went for the Reckoning to end things, but Ashok made an even bigger save, this time picking Dr. Williams off with an avalanche rana while Davis wriggled free of Danny Castle and stuck him with the JDDDT.  With the Times in disarray, Davis was able to crawl away from them and tag in Ashok.  The Boundless One wasted no time in putting meesters on keesters, much to Gray’s consternation at ringside.  But a blind tag allowed the Times to turn the tables, as a wheelbarrow suplex into an Olympic Slam put Ashok in the bad part of town.  The Times used a double Stun Gun to set up the Reckoning and got the pin much to the joy of the Chosen and almost no one else.  A recovering Davis went to check on Ashok while the Chosen got in V formation behind a crowing Caleb on the floor.  The Chosen walked out of the Arena via the concourse as Steve teed up one last round of commercials.


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Back from the break and TOTHEBACK~!, where Enya Face was standing by to bring on her guests: the College Park Family.  The Quality Controllers popped as the International Players, Jupiter Jones and Science Fiction Double Feature came out to surround Ms. Face.  This turned out to not be much of an interview, as Lucius Patton of the Players said he wanted to stand on business: for two months - hell, ever since they got the tag titles, A Cut Above had been running from them but sooner or later, the titles were coming home to the Family and no slimeball manager or one eyed henchmen could stop them.  Enya addressed Jupiter next, saying that she felt safe in speaking for a lot of QCW fans when she said that she expected to be talking to the new National Champion after Dia de los Muertos but Caleb Grey had beaten him and hadn't even used the rest of the Chosen to do it.  So what was next for the legendary Jupiter Jones?


A quieter Jones than usual said that he would give Grey credit for the win, but he’d lost a match.  He wasn't dying, he wasn't retiring, he…just lost.  It happens.  The next time he uncorked the Bolt, it wouldn't miss, and it would destroy whomever it hit.  He wasn't sweating one L when he had the Family by his side.  The crew from Atlanta headed off set, but not before Benjamin Valentino warned A Cut Above once again that he and his boy were gonna get their asses and their belts.


Steve hyped up some of the big matches coming up on next week's show: a trios match where Caleb Grey would team up with two of his disciples in the End Times to face Ashok Banjerjee, Justice Davis and Orion - Nazir el-Fadal’s open challenge - and a massive 10 woman elimination match will have Hysteria against “Explosive” Emily Bennett, Shelley LaVey, “Night Sky” Diana Spare, Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo and Lolo Vuitton.  The women's division has been at war for months, and this star studded fight might finally establish who rules it.  


Ahead of that, tonight's main event with the Crush championship up for grabs between former friends as Hysteria looked to gain control of both the titles in their division…


6. “Night Sky” Diana Spare [c] d. Nancy Crowley (w/Hysteria) at 13:24 to retain the Crush championship 5️⃣ …but they couldn't pull it off, at least not tonight.  


As has been the case most of the year, the bout between former allies Spare and Crowley resembled a hockey fight far more than a wrestling match with both women going punch for punch and even bite for bite in the opening moments.  A Crowley tackle of the champ sent both women careening through the ropes and spilling to the floor, with the challenger recovering quicker.  Crowley grabbed Diana and tried to give her an Irish whip into the steps but Spare put the brakes on before seeing Nancy screaming while she charged.  Spare's backdrop splattered Nancy across the middle step like Homer over a hydrant, causing the rest of Hysteria to rush around Nancy while a decent “Holy shit!” chant rang out through Quality Arena.  Spare got back in the ring and talked her shit while Crowley gingerly got back to her feet.  Replays ended as the referee’s count got to 8, but Nancy crawled in under the bottom rope a second later to save the match.


Spare's wrath rolled on unabated, to the point that the Crush champion was able to repeatedly smacktalk Women's World champion Luz Cruz who was on the floor, saying that she was going to stomp out all her underlings and then regain the World title by beating her ass.  (Hysteria had the reaction to this that you might expect.)  Spare rocked Crowley with a big boot that sent Nancy bouncing off the ropes, then followed up with a rolling elbow before going for the end with Nightfall - but when she hoisted up Crowley the Hysteria member sunk her teeth into her eye to blind her, giving Crowley the opportunity to lay her out with a Code Black to snuff out Spare's momentum.  A recovering Spare managed to charge Crowley, only to eat a hard knee to the face followed by a snappy brainbuster that had Bonnie Agrippa popping at ringside and got Crowley her first two count of the fight.


Crowley battled her way back into the match with Cruz continually barking orders at Crowley, saying that Spare always tried to make her a sidekick in the old days so becoming champion would be the best revenge.  Crowley responded by upping the pressure on “Night Sky” by making her kick out after a somersault axe kick, and after Duck announced that there were five minutes left in the time limit she landed a spinebuster to set up a diving headbutt that Spare barely shouldered up from at 2 ¾.  Crowley got in the ref’s face about it and was quickly joined by Luz Cruz getting up on the apron to read him the riot act…which allowed Bella Jolie to deliver a modified version of Six Feet Under with Spare draped over the middle rope behind the zebra's back.  Cruz jumped down from the apron and Crowley staggered Spare with a Northern lariat before starting to set up to take the Crush crown with Bite Me.


But as Crowley went to execute her Chaos Theory, the lights went out in the Arena.


When they came back on, a full on Pier 8 was happening on the floor as “Explosive Emily” Bennett, Shelley LaVey, Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo and Lolo Vuitton were throwing hands against every member of Hysteria who wasn't in the ring.  Crowley took a swipe at Ace in the Hole winner Bennett since she was closest, but that opened the door for Diana to sneak up on Nancy and lay her out with a torture rack bomb.  With the babyface backup fighting Crowley's backup either up the ramp or into the crowd, Spare managed to land Nightfall and score another W to get halfway through her 10 Count and another step closer to cashing in.


But Spare didn't stick around to get her hand raised or her title back - she went to where Bella was and blindsided her with a kick to the back of the head.  Spare was coming to the rescue of Ashley but she got driven into the barricade by a tope suicida by the recovering Crowley.  In case you couldn't tell, by this point all hell had broken loose in Parts Unknown and the Quality Controllers were eating it up with a spoon and asking for seconds.  Carl joked that they needed their own RedZone as the truck kept having to change shots every couple of seconds to alternate between fights.  Steve got in a last bit to hype next week's 10 woman elimination match between these sides as Quality Force security started coming down to break up the fights.  Ruckus went off the air with the Pier 10 rolling on without an end in sight, security be damned.


Wednesday, November 6, 2024

QCW Unleashed [s2e16 • Quality Arena]

 

  • Sohla Patel d. Fiona Fogg 

  • Beauty and the Beast Mode d. Prince Ootsuka and Atum Pharoah

  • “the Fury” Jim Jaspers (w/”the Proper King” Richard Windsor) d. Jacques Krieger (w/the All Starr Stable)

  • Shelley LaVey and Lolo Vuitton (w/the Culture) ddq. Bonnie Agrippa and Nancy Crowley (w/Hysteria)

Friday, November 1, 2024

GRPL+ Presents QCW Ruckus [s4e3 • November 1, 2024]


Quality Arena 🤼 Parts Unknown, FL 

Aired live on GRPL+ 📺 November 1st, 2024


Ruckus opened up with a Dia de los Muertos recap package.  Stills of “Explosive” Emily Bennett and Justice Davis after they won their respective preshow matches gave way to video of the rowdy crowd in Mexico City and brief highlights from the main card, which included:


💀 Orion making a successful PPV debut by beating Avión III 💀


💀 Omar Littlefield having a bruising match (literally and figuratively) with Lucha Salvaje’s Campeon de Campeones, the statuesque Malicía Fernandez who managed to bust him open and kick out of the Face Eraser but ultimately he prevailed with a flurry of Vader Bombs and multiple Face Erasers 💀


💀 The National Championship match going the way no one expected, with “the Purifier” Caleb Grey largely dominating the legendary Jupiter Jones and even hitting him with his own Bolt From Olympus before finishing him off with Repent - a clean win that had the Chosen jubilant, Surrender Cobras in the crowd and a stunned Jones getting consoled by a shell shocked College Park Family 💀


💀 A longer clip here, Luz Cruz being flocked by Hysteria while Lolo Vuitton got a waterfall of golden streamers from the crowd as she came out to defend the Women's World championship - both women landed bombs, and Lolo managed to land Bloody Shoes on both Justine Danek and Bella Jolie when it looked like they might interfere but that opened the door for Cruz to hit a double jump poison rana to win the belt to the joy of Hysteria and the unconsciousness of Lolo 💀


💀 A Cut Above’s alleged open challenge turning into a squash of two random masked jobbers; when they tried to unmask them post beating to further piss off the Arena Coliseo crowd the International Players sent them packing and told them whenever they were done playing games they were ready to take the belts off them 💀


💀 The ¡lucha muerte! match for the QCW World championship saw Nazir el-Fadal come out to a shockingly positive reaction (a whole section in the upper deck had a tricolor Nazir World Order banner draped over it) and Razorblade out to the pop of the night with the Fifteen Pounds of Gold - Razorblade swatting away an attempted Naz handshake (¿!) before they went to war - Razorblade wearing Naz out with a chair, Naz raking Greetings From Hayt Corner across Razorblade’s forehead to make the mask more crimson…then we got alternating shots of a black screen, followed by fans yelping/cringing/psyched/a little frightened…a black screen though you could hear Steve yelling “Nazquil through the table!”...more black screen…then a shot of a flaming table for two seconds tops…Steve yelling “DON'T DO THIS!”... followed by two black and white stills of a bloodied and battered Naz in a stretcher giving a charred thumbs up as he got carted out of Arena Coliseo…and Savage on his knees with the QCW World championship under him almost having been baptized in his/their blood 💀


The standard open rolled from there with some tweaks (a little more of the Chosen, Orion taking Avión III’s spots on the reel, bizarrely no Omar and Luz Cruz cackling as she held up the Women's World championship on Sunday night was the only change in the Cavalcade of Champions), then we went live inside Quality Arena.  Steve Vandeblanche and Carl Christensen were holding it down at the announce table per usual, and Steve hyped that we’d get an update on both The Champ and Naz as well as hear from the new Women's World champion, but he threw things to the Voice of QCW Duck Eko to make the introductions for the opener…


1. “Night Sky” Diana Spare [c] d. Fiona Fogg at 9:16 to retain the Crush championship 4️⃣ We opened up with the night’s only scheduled title match; here, Fogg was coming off a dominant win on Unleashed but couldn't stop the reign of the woman once known as the Dark Princess.  This was closer to a showcase than a squash but outside of maybe 90 seconds there wasn't much doubt how this would end: with Spare's trusty Nightfall getting her another win.  Post match Spare told the camera that she was holding Luz Cruz’s old belt and vice versa, but as soon as she could, she was taking back her Women's World championship…and hell, she might even have some help along the way. 


Nonpoint's “Bullet With A Name” brought out the All Starr Stable to a standing ovation from the crowd, if this was Bizarro World.  But it didn't matter as the three men and their manager came down to the ring and outside of the stoic Jacques Krieger they were all wearing big grins.  Starr asked for the “common people” to settle down and welcome Krieger and more importantly theiíiiir tag team champions of the world - “Upper Class” Broderick Palmer II and Evan O'Neill, A Cut Above! 


This was met by more boos as O’Neill told them to either shut up or shove more popcorn in, either way the Oracle of Off-Book was going to bless their sad little lives.  The best tag team IN THE WORLD had a hard fought win to keep their titles Sunday – the crowd started booing and there was even an undercurrent of “Bullshit!” chants considering all they’d done was squash a couple of jobbers in masks to put a thumb in the eye of the Mexico City branch of Quality Controllers.  O’Neill looked salty but continued on, saying that with a reception like that in front of ungrateful (then he got bleeped) no wonder they were taking the night off.  


But a sudden buzz and some cheers from the crowd alerted the Stable to the Qualitron 9004 - where Commissioner Holmes was, beaming in live from his office. Holmes told Evan that neither he or Starr set his schedule, he did.  So since they pretended to face champions on Sunday and picked their opponents, tonight he would use his powers as the Commish to make them face a pair of former tag team champions in the main event - and they wouldn't find out who until they showed up.  


The fans gave the idea the sort of cheers the tag champs felt like they should've gotten earlier before Holmes asked O’Neill if he was okay with that, and when Evan started responding hit him with a “Oh, right: I don't care” and blipped off the Tron, leaving O’Neill to get bleeped a few more times before Starr marshaled his forces to get them out of the ring and maybe head to the Commissioner's office to protest this decision.  Steve and Carl wondered who the former champions Holmes had in mind were, and if they would be the World Tag Team champions again at the end of the night by beating A Cut Above.


2. w @ s t 3 l a n d e r s d. The Wonderful Ward Brothers at 11:19 For the first time since the post apocalyptic scavengers arrived in QCW they found themselves having not a squash, but an actual match to fight through thanks to the Canadian former World Tag Team champions.  The Wards fought 50/50 with w @ s t 3 l a n d e r s early and were able to employ some quick tags, but the masked f @ l l 0 u t hit a FO on Rich Ward that started to turn the tides in their favor.  They kept beating on Rich and managed to keep Jason the Great at bay the rest of the match, eventually coming out on top after hitting Rich with a strong lariat and leg sweep hi/lo combo that saw him get Wasted.


Maybe ticked off about the fact that they weren't able to dominate, w @ s t 3 l a n d e r s continued beating on the Wards after the bell, but a figure slid into the ring and started laying them out with crisp European uppercuts.  The scavengers were eventually sent from the ring while the recovering Wards looked up at the helping hands of a now unmasked Anton Stahl, who pulled them up off the canvas.  While the baddies were scuffling off into the night, the crowd gave a good reception to the once (and maybe future) allies reuniting in the ring.


More Ruckus after this.


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We came back from the break to see the lights slowly rising in a darkened Quality Arena, and the crowd booed seeing the familiar fivesome in the ring having put on about 15 pounds since they were in the Arena last.  Nancy Crowley welcomed them to the dark coronation, as there was a new Women's World champion - La Reina of the Ropes, Luz Cruz!


Cruz stepped out from a corner to boos and said that she loved it when a plan came together, and that Sunday night was the culmination of that plan she made in exile last year.  Now, no crying, no masks, and no more watching Lolo hog the spotlight while the best of the division was stuck in the shadows, no no no no NO no no.  Now was the time for Luz Cruz to show what a REAL Women's World Champion looked like and for she and hers to usher in the Era of Hysteria because they weren't done just because she won the Women's World championship.  To run the women's division they needed both the Women's World and Crush championships.  Maybe Bonnie could regain it; maybe it was Bella’s turn or Justine's or Nancy's.  But the golden rule her time away from QCW taught her was that those with the gold made the rules, and once they had both titles they would rule amongst themselves and equally share the power they had.


Luz seemed to be ready to continue when a voice said “But you don't have all the power, do you?”


Hysteria looked towards the ramp where “Explosive” Emily Bennett stood holding her Ace in the Hole.  Emily actually congratulated Luz on her win but said that she had the real power…and she was going to use it to show Luz a little bit of her future.  Luz cut her off, saying that she wasn't going to get cashed in on tonight and damn sure not by some smiling bottle blonde Barbie who should’ve stayed on Wednesday nights because any member of Hysteria could shove that Ace down her throat.  Emily took a couple seconds before bursting out in laughter, calling Luz a perv.  Cruz got indignant and said as The Champ, she couldn't have a coronation without a present so later on tonight she’d send a member of Hysteria to beat her up and wipe that stupid grin off her face.  


Bennett agreed to the singles match, saying maybe the stupid grin was because she’d already beaten Bonnie and Bella in singles matches then spent Wednesday night beating Justine and Bella in a tag match so as good as Hysteria was, Em was the one who's power was growing.  And when she came back out, she’d kick even more Hysteria butt no matter who Luz threw at her.  Because while Luz had her schemes, she had yet to play her card, didn't she?  In fact, she could do it tonight and really Ace this.  Emily told Luz it was something for her to think about, smiled and left, leaving a seething Cruz watching her go back to the back while her coven got in a huddle to talk about who would get the match against Bennett and stop her winning streak against them.


3. Ashok Banjerjee d. Dr. Martin Williams (w/the Chosen) at 11:14 Ashok's quest to get a rematch for “the Purifier” Caleb Grey’s QCW National Championship was dotted all over Quality Social this week but Grey sent one of his acolytes to try and nip that idea in the bud.  Dr. Williams used his technical skills to ground the Boundless Banjerjee and it worked until Ashok got free from a hold, dodged a couple of striking attempts then snapped off a Destroyer DDT that sent the Analyst acolyte spilling to the floor.  Martin got to his feet only to be the victim of Ashok turning what looked like a wrecking ball dropkick into a huracanrana that sent the white-clad doctor flying into the ring steps.  That didn't close the door on Dr. Williams but a couple more minutes of Ashok's high octane offense led to a Decolonizer Driver and a win.


Ashok couldn't even get his hand raised by the referee before Dr. Williams’ partner in the End Times Danny Castle and the slimy “Paragon” of the Chosen Drake Tremble hit the ring to wipe him out; just as Ashok showed signs of being able to fight off the two on one Dr. Williams blasted him from behind.  The acolytes forced Ashok to his knees as Grey started to enter the ring with championship in tow but as he stepped between the ropes he got to see Justice Davis slide into the ring with a pair of nunchucks and uppercut Castle down.   Davis used the chucks to clothesline Tremble over the top rope and Dr. Williams rolled to the floor at Goody Gardner’s feet.  


The appreciative “JD!” chants from the crowd got cut off by the man himself, who said that if the Bible thumpers wanted to fight, he’d show them the gospel of throwing hands and challenged the End Times to face him and Ashok next week.  The Chosen scowled their way to the back while Justice helped Ashok up and checked to make sure he was okay.


Ace in the Hole cash in tucked under her arm, “Explosive” Emily Bennett moved quickly down the halls backstage towards the ring.  She’ll try blowing up Hysteria's attempts to keep her down in a match up next…but who from the coven is she going to end up fighting?


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4. “Explosive” Emily Bennett d. Nancy Crowley by disqualification at 14:16 Hysteria sent the perpetually Feral Crowley to try and stave off the rising Bennett.  But that idea ran into problems almost instantly, as Crowley charged Emily right at the bell only to get stopped in her tracks by a superkick and dumped out to the floor in front of Hysteria.  Luz Cruz looked especially furious but Emily's grin that the new Women's World champion called stupid earlier was back out in force.  Crowley got her bearings about her and got back in the ring, only to have Emily show off her technical skills to keep Crowley behind the eight ball.  With Emily rolling, Bonnie Agrippa took a swipe at her from the floor and barely missed.   That got Bennett's attention and opened a window of opportunity for Crowley.  Nancy ran into Emily full speed and sent the Ace in the Hole winner flying into the security barrier multiple times.  


Nancy turned in time to see the ref ejecting the rest of Hysteria due to her friend Bonnie's attempted interference and screamed at the ref before taking to the floor and taking it out on the bubbly Minnesotan by throwing her into the security barrier two more times, then Nancy bundled up Emily and tossed her back into the ring before hitting a Code Black that got her 2½. 

 

Crowley continued working Emily over aggressively, almost as if ejecting her friends gave her some additional fire.  Nancy continued to beat on Bennett and sent them both flying over the top rope with a running crossbody.   Nancy got to her feet first and climbed up the stairs before launching herself at Bennett again but this time Bennett was not only able to catch Nancy but counter with a barrier bomb that left Crowley in a heap on the floor.  Emily rolled in the ring to break up the count before rolling back out to the floor; she got Nancy in her sights and ran up the barrier before planting an enzuigiri on Crowley.


Bennett looked like she was going to toss Crowley back in the ring but pivoted and tossed Hysteria's wild dog into the steps instead to a pop from the Quality Controllers.  After that landed, Emily got Nancy back in the ring and proceeded to light her up with offense.  The Ace in the Hole winner snuffed another Code Black attempt by turning it into an Alabama Slam and followed up moments later with her signature Time’s Up elevated powerbomb, but before the referee could count to 3 Luz Cruz was burying the Women's World championship in the back of Emily's head and the rest of Hysteria were back out to stomp away at the upstart to trigger a DQ.


As Carl pointed out on commentary, for women claiming to be unconcerned about Emily and her Ace…this was the second week in a row they were going five on one to try and take her off the board.  The difference was that last week they were able to drop Emily uninterrupted; this time they wouldn't be so lucky. 


Lolo Vuitton jumped the barrier in street clothes and slid into the ring before making a beeline for Luz Cruz; Vuitton took her down to the mat and got in as many punches as she could before she got swarmed.  Hysteria was enjoying a healthy 5 on 2 advantage when Bonnie Agrippa's stomps got cut off by the sudden emergence of Shelley LaVey and more importantly a Fresh To Death cutter that put Bonnie down to the canvas.  Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo was only a few steps behind Shelley and the Crush champion “Night Sky” Diana Spare was right on Ashley's heels.  The Pier 10 didn't last long and when it ended, Hysteria was booking it through the concourse while the unlikely unit of their opposers stood tall.  Spare and LaVey were on opposite turnbuckles mocking Hysteria for running while LaVey and Szabo helped up an unsteady Bennett, who was happy to see them as you might expect. 


At the desk, Steve said that he had injury updates after Dia de los Muertos stemming from two matches.   First, the hard hitting affair between Omar Littlefield and Malicía Fernandez that came about thisclose to being a hardcore match saw Malicía rattle QCW’s resident juggernaut so hard he required 14 stitches in his scalp; the flurry of Vader Bombs and trifecta of Face Erasers Omar won the match with left Fernandez with a broken rib and we saw subtitled footage of a saddened and infuriated Malicía forfeiting the Lucha Salvaje Campeon de Campeones championship earlier in the week as a result.


But those were light work compared to what happened between Razorblade and Nazir el-Fadal.  The longtime rivals went to war in ¡lucha muerte! and the PPV ended with Naz getting stretchered out of Arena Coliseo.  But we would see here what happened after the PPV - a bloody Razorblade celebration cut short when he passed out, hit the ringpost on his way down, bounced off the bottom chunk of the ring stairs and then was unmoving face down on the floor.   While he got moving after a scary couple of minutes, more medics came out and stretchered The Champ out of the building as well.


After consulting with the medical staff throughout the first half of the week, Naz’s injuries (second degree burns included) would put him out of action for a couple of weeks, but the concussion Razorblade suffered on top of his own second degree burns would see him out of action for something closer to a month with hopes he would be cleared by Thanksgiving.  Steve mentioned that the match was so brutal the network wasn't airing the conclusion or the aftermath for understandable reasons so a fan’s only* option to see the latest and maybe last chapter of the greatest rivalry in QCW history was to order a replay of Dia de los Muertos on PPV.


5. The Proper Villains d. Hawk Carter and Prince Ootsuka at 12:44 Last year, Ootsuka was a champion alongside the Villains but tired of being viewed as their sidekick and eventually turned on them.  The haughty Ootsuka used Quality Social to find a partner for this fight against the recently reunited Villains and got some help from an unlikely source in QCW’s resident cowboy.   The big man proved to be a difference maker in the early going but the more the tag fight tagged on, the more he found himself victim to the cohesiveness of the Brits as well as the fact that Ootsuka didn't have the stomach to get his pretty features hit by his ex partners.  After eating a Jim Jaspers pump knee strike, the Prince tagged Hawk back in and bailed out on the match.  Carter fought his best but wasn't going to win that uphill battle and the Proper Villains put him away with a Windsor flapjack into a Fury Road from Jaspers.  


On commentary, Carl floated the idea that with such a dominant victory that we might see them back out for the main event soon.  Jaspers and Windsor celebrated their victory up the ramp before some ads.


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We came back from the last commercials of the night to see a pissed off Omar Littlefield and his 14 staples pacing the Quality Arena parking lot while dragging something along the concrete.  He noted this whole week pissed him off good and proper; Friday night and he should be chumping some fool but Holmes is too scared to let him in the building - Sunday Razorblade sends himself to the ICU rather than face him and some big ass Mexican half undead woman busts him open and calls herself a champion?!  Nah, it don't work like that.  


He held up what was in his hand (which turned out to be the old Unified World championship) before turning towards a streetlight and smashing the belt against it repeatedly until all the remaining pieces scattered across the parking lot.  Littlefield let out a grunt of satisfaction and said this time last year he’d just shown up, now that he’d smashed the main event scene he’d keep smashing QCW from the top down until Warden Holmes gave him what he wanted.  He’d keep winning ugly…and QCW would lose everything.   Omar stomped off into the night, leaving the destroyed belt in his wake.


Carl hyped some of what's to come on next week's QCW TV, with Unleashed being headlined by Shelley LaVey and Lolo Vuitton facing Bonnie Agrippa and Nancy Crowley from Hysteria.


Steve added that next week's Ruckus would have a live interview with Nazir el-Fadal, a trios match where the Culture would go up against Women's World champion Luz Cruz and A Cut Above and the Crush championship would be on the line when “Night Sky” Diana Spare defended against Nancy Crowley as Hysteria looks to bring both women's titles in house.  


Would A Cut Above be able to enter the trios match still as the World Tag Team champions?  They hit the ring looking pissed in a marked contrast to how they came out earlier when they thought that they’d have the night off.  The World Tag Team champions stood in the ring while S. Mark Starr was yelling at the entryway to bring out whoever they were going to beat on in the main event they deserved.  Starr’s ranting was cut off by Muse’s “New Born” and a pop from the Quality Controllers - not only had The Commish found former champions, he’d gotten two time ex champions the Game Changers to provide the challenge.  “Tiki God” Al Buffett and Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo walked down the ramp looking focused while the Stable was anything but judging by their reactions (well, not Krieger).


Just to throw another pepper into the gumbo, the champs attacked the challengers while Duck was making the introductions for the titles match.  The referee stepped in and backed off the champions just in time for the challengers to leap around her and return fire; when the Pier 4 showed no signs of stopping the zebra called for the bell to officially kick off the titles fight.  


6. A Cut Above (w/S. Mark Starr and Jacques Krieger) d. The Game Changers at 14:31 to retain the QCW World Tag Team championships Ashley and Al showed off why they were going for a third title reign as they mopped up Broderick and Evan, eventually driving the black hats from the ring and out to the floor.  Starr tried to rally his meal tick–uh, clients, but there was nothing he could do when the Changers flew off the top from parallel corners and wiped them out with stereo tope con hilos.  Szabo bundled up O’Neill and got him back in the ring before working him over with forearms.  A tag to Al saw them team up as she catapulted Evan into a big uranagi from the Tiki God, and the Game Changers spent the next few minutes halving the ring and employing quick tags.  At one point Starr even went to his old spot at the announce desk to complain about Holmes stacking the deck against his All Starr Stable.  


But things started to turn around for the champs when Broderick managed to save Evan from a Face Reality and the champs turned things around with a leg drop/Stun Gun combo that gagged Ashley on the top rope and had Starr pounding the mat exhorting his men to take advantage.  As A Cut Above swung things back in their favor Steve added that Jacques Krieger vs. Jim Jaspers of the Proper Villains had been added to the Unleashed card for next Wednesday.   After eating some double teams from the champs, Al found himself exactly where he didn't want to be: hemmed up in their corner seemingly a time zone away from Ashley.  But Al started throwing back elbows and then fists, and when they went for a 2 on 1 Tiki God managed to kick O’Neill in the guts before giving Palmer II a uranagi onto his partner to lay them both out.  Buffett began crawling for the corner while Starr freaked out on the floor, and his screams joined the rest of the crowd's when the lights suddenly went out.


Everyone in the Arena braced for a signature Hysteria attack but when the lights came back on, Ashley was at the bottom of the ramp with a steel chair ready for them. 


Except they were nowhere in sight, and Al’s attempted tag caught nothing but air.  To add insult to injury, he turned around and ate a Face Reality from the champs, who dragged him towards their corner and tagged one more time to set up and deliver their Final Cut on the out of it Tiki God.  Ashley dropped the chair and slid into the ring only to get wrecked by an O’Neill spear that allowed Palmer II to cover Al for the win.  Crowd didn't like that one bit, nope.


After replays, we saw Ashley and Al use each other to try and pull themselves up as THEE Influencer’s face skittered between anger and sadness - even without showing up Hysteria managed to keep her from championship gold.  But on the ramp, the Stable celebrated jubilantly with O’Neill yelling at some fans lined up by the ramp if they believed ACA were the best tag team in the world now and Starr bragging to the camera about how his squad had notched two titles wins in five days.  After Steve hyped the World tag champs teaming with the Women's World champion to face the Culture in trios action and the Spare/Crowley championship match on next week's show, Ruckus went off the air.  




QCW Unleashed [s2e43 • Quality Arena]

Luz Cruz, Orion and “Night Sky” Diana Spare d. Hysteria (w/Bonnie Agrippa) “The Paragon” Drake Tremble (w/the Chosen) d. Anton Stahl (w/the ...