Quality Arena | Parts Unknown, FL
Aired live on GRPL+ | March 29, 2024
For the first time in a minute we got the usual open to Ruckus culminating in Autumn Powers holding up the Fifteen Pounds of Gold triumphantly over her head, but when it stopped rolling we went to Julius Duquesne III and Enya Face not in the Control Center but in the middle of the ring.
Enya said it was another big night when it came to the Duquesne Classic, as the Gunn block would get decided and send somebody to the semifinals tonight. As things currently stand, Ashok Banjerjee and the Witchfinder General are tied for the lead with 7 points each while “Dark Mirror” Beckett Carpenter was at 5 points on their heels but needed to beat Ashok tonight and get some help from the scoreless Roy Fade in his match against Witchfinder up next.
JD3 said that thanks to a Serge/Naz time limit draw on Unleashed, one semifinalist had already punched their ticket by winning the Berger block, so please welcome one half of tonight's main event against Naz - representing the Game Changers - Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo!
Muse’s “New Born” hit the speakers as Ashley and “”Tiki God” Al Buffett came out to a big pop, Al doing the “We’re not worthy!” bows in Ashley's direction (who is, though, really). As they made their way to the ring to meet Enya and JD3, Steve Vandeblanche explained that with everyone else in her block having a loss and a time limit draw on their records that Serge, Naz and Luz Cruz were stuck at 2 points apiece while Ashley's two wins put her in the catbird seat with ten points.
Handshakes were exchanged all the way around, giving the Quality Controllers time to fire up “Ashley!” chants. JD3 asked Ashley how it felt to be the first semifinalist in the Classic; ever the babyface, Ashley said it felt almost as good as the reception she got from the crowd. After the Dollar Store pop died down, she admitted to being a little intimidated when she saw the rest of her block but then her benching buddy Al reminded her that she didn't come to QCW to play the game…she was here to change the game.
Now before she could focus on the semifinals she had one more thing to accomplish - beating Naz in the main event tonight so she could flex her undefeated record on her way to hoisting the Cup!
Crowd popped for that and chanted for THEE Influencer, and she smiled and mouthed “three and o” to the camera. Enya asked Ashley if she had any worries about facing a Naz with nothing to lose tonight in the main event and Ashley did a decent el-Fadal impersonation in response: “Don’t forget, I’m Ashley THEE Influencer – the Greatest Woman Alive.”.
“New Born” came back over the PA as the Changers headed to the back, and while they did we pivoted to Steve and Carl Christensen at the announce table, who hyped up the two title matches to come on tonight's show: Savage Justice defending the Unified Tag belts against the International Players and Shelley LaVey defending the Crush championship against former Crush and Women's World champion Cindy Monet. Between that and the beginning of the final cycle of Duquesne Classic matches tonight making up the card, where would you rather be on a Friday night than Parts Unknown?
With that out of the ring, Steve threw things to Duck Eko in the ring for the introductions to the opener and our first Classic fight of the night…
1. “These Hands” Roy Fade (w/the Culture) v. Witchfinder General in a Gunn block cycle 3 Duquesne Classic match
Smart move starting off with heel on heel violence, even though upon seeing their options the Controllers opted to either boo or chant “You both suck!” at both Fade and Witchfinder. Fade was eliminated last week so he had something to prove here & managed to bully WG into the corner before going off with some body blows.
Fade continued to control the early moments of the match until he went for a superplex and General shoved him off, sending These Hands crashing into the apron before hitting the floor.
Witchfinder added to Fade’s list of woes by hitting a suplex on the floor that sent Roy’s legs into the steps. WG added injury to injury by giving the former Golden Gloves winner a shinbreaker into the top step that had the crowd gasping. If Fade hadn't been the one eating it, he might have garnered some sympathy.
Fade managed to crawl back into the ring and barely beat the count but a hobbled Fade was no match for a Witchfinder at roughly full power, who almost took sadistic glee in taking a few minutes to finish Roy off. The end came after an elevated crucifix neckbreaker, Witchfinder letting a small grin creep over his face as the three count came down.
Witchfinder General d. Roy Fade in 10:09; Witchfinder now leads the Gunn block with 12 points while Fade went winless
After replays, Witchfinder took the mic from Duck Eko and cut his first promo since returning to QCW a few weeks ago. WG lit into the heathens assembled in the Arena, saying that he had come back not only to purify QCW of the sin it was practically baptized in but to make all their false idols fall before him.
He was the chosen leader of his movement, he would be the one to finally bring some dignity to the Duquesne Cup (crowd sure didn't like that), and that if Quality Championship Wrestling wouldn't accept deliverance then he and his followers would drive it to its knees and make us all REPENT. Surprise, surprise, the guy who's entrance music is “Should We Gather At the River?” has a terminal case of the holier-than-thous.
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2. Serge Batroc (w/Pyotr Caviar) v. “La Flor” Luz Cruz in a Berger block cycle 3 Duquesne Classic match
We came back from the break to another match in the Classic.
Unfortunately for both competitors, Ashley's winning the block meant this match was more for bragging rights than anything else. A clearly miffed Serge wasted little time in gaining the upper hand before disdainfully throwing Luz out of the ring and pretending to yawn as the crowd booed.
That didn't last long as Luz slid back into the ring a couple of seconds later and surprised the French Assassin by taking him down in a ground and pound. Batroc crawled for the corner before pulling himself up with the ropes only to get laid into with a series of open handed chops by Cruz. Luz continued to put offense on Serge until she missed a spear and ended up flying between the ropes and hitting the floor. Cruz took a little longer to get up and things only got worse when Pyotr gave her an overhead belly to belly suplex into the barricade. The crowd booed Pyotr, who looked like he was about to slap Lolo when the referee intervened and kicked Pyotr out. Serge came over in defense of his protege only for a furious La Flor to shove him into the ringpost. Groggy, Batroc used the post to keep himself upright so Cruz grabbed him by the arms and pulled him right back into the post.
A slightly bloodied Serge crawled back in the ring at 8 only to get floored by a top rope Meteora from the former multiple time Crush champion. Batroc managed to barely kick out of that but the rest of the match was more or less Luz showing up and showing out until she put Serge down for good with her triple jump moonsault.
Luz Cruz d. Serge Batroc at 12:55; Cruz finishes the block with 7 points and Batroc with 2 points
Luz celebrated the victory while the announce put her over, then said that Serge really hadn't been able to get any traction in his singles career after losing the Unified World Tag Team championships. Not good times for the man who hoisted the Cup two years prior.
From there, Vandeblanche and Christensen gave an update on the Quality Arena arson case, saying that thanks to local police work they could divulge that the fire was not only done by malice by the tall, thin man in the black hat but that before it was contained the pattern of the fire was laid out in a cross. They hoped to have more updates soon, then threw things to Duck Eko in the ring so he could make the introductions for the first title match of the night…
3. Shelley LaVey [c, w the Culture] v. Cindy Monet (w/Jane Doe) for the Crush championship
Well, Shelley and her boys got the jump on the first title match of the evening. Literally - as Cindy and Jane were coming out, Shelley jumped Cindy from behind while Beauty and the Beast Mode picked up Jane Doe and carried her off to the back. Shelley ran Cindy into the barricade multiple times before tossing her head first into the steps. LaVey rolled into the ring and demanded the ref count out Monet, but the ref checked on Cindy to see if she wanted to still take the match. Cindy nodded and slowly pulled herself up before slowly getting into the ring. The referee checked on Cindy, who again insisted she was good to go.
Shortly thereafter the bell rang, and it became clear in short order that Shelley’s plan had sadly worked to a T. The crowd booed throughout but it didn't stop Shelley from keeping Cindy under her thumb for what turned into a borderline showcase for the current champ over the former champ. LaVey eventually brought an end to things with her usual 1-2 of a cutter to set up a Fallen Angel splash. Poor Cindy needed help from the referee to get to the back after the fall was counted, not that Shelley gave a sweet rat’s ass.
Shelley LaVey d. Cindy Monet at 8:52 to retain the Crush championship 3️⃣
Shelley celebrated while the announce voiced their disgust with her shadiness heading towards a commercial break.
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When Ruckus returned, we were on set INTHEBACK~!, where Enya Face brought on her guest - the GRPL+ World TV champion, Omar Littlefield. The crowd booed as Omar walked on with the belt over his shoulder as Enya complimented him on his run through the Duquesne Classic. Omar gave a low chuckle and told her to be honest…he’d run through everyone in QCW, so why should the Duquesne be any different?
Next week he'd wrap up his block by beating Pierce Moore into a powder, then a couple of weeks after that he'll win the tournament, and the only reason Autumn Powers still had her belt was because he was lying in wait for the perfect moment to cash in his title. Soon he wouldn't only be the 2024 Duquesne Classic winner but the Unified World champion, and anyone fool enough to step in his way would get left with a scar they wouldn't recover from.
Omar started to walk off the set, but Enya had one more question: didn't he have unfinished business with Ashok Banjerjee after what happened at Golden Rule? Littlefield stomped back onto the set and got in Enya’s face while eclipsing her and barking out a “DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?!’ Enya stammered out a no before quickly backing off the set as the Quality Controllers booed loudly. Omar's response was a scoff, followed by “That's what I thought.” said through gritted teeth.
4. Savage Justice [c] v. the International Players for the Unified World Tag Team championships
In a reversal of the opening match from hour 1, this was an all babyface match for the tag straps. The Players have strung together some recent wins and were granted a titles shot by the champs last week as a result.
Unfortunately for them, they ended up on the wrong side of a borderline showcase put on by their opponents over the course of a couple segments. Rookie Justice Davis proved that he was able to hang against veterans Lucius Patton and Benjamin Valentino while Razorblade, you know, is sitting on a Triple Crown.
While the Players got in a couple of hope spots, the tide turned permanently in the favor of the champs when they drilled Valentino with a running double brainbuster. Patton made the save on the subsequent pin but then got cleared from the ring, leaving Valentino to get isolated and eat the Verdict leading to the three count by Justice.
Savage Justice d. the International Players at 14:08 to retain the Unified World Tag Team championships
The feel good moment was broken up by Velvet Revolver suddenly blasting over the PA to bring out Evan O'Neill and “Upper Class” Broderick Palmer II. The Players looked on from the bottom of the ramp as the black hats camped out in front of the Qualitron and addressed the champs in the ring.
Palmer II said that if there was one thing he couldn't stand as a Yalie, it was some boys club that ran on arbitrarily rules and excluded others. All well and good if you were friends of the brutes in the ring but what about men like he and his friend Evanston who provided pro wrestling par excellence? O’Neill piggybacked off of his partner, saying that part of the reason he hated QCW was the fact that it regularly entrusted major matches and titles to overrated brawlers like Savage and his Mini-Me. Palmer added that they were a cut above the rest of the tag division and Justice Davis jumped in to say they weren't a cut above jack [bleep] (huge pop for the swear).
JD pointed out they had to win a whole tournament just to get a shot at these belts, so if Tweedledee and Tweedledumbass wanted to rumble with the champs they better earn their shot. Until that happened, Ambercrombie and Fitch could go polish their top hats while the champions would remain the champions. “Unscripted Violence” came over the PA as Savage Justice hoisted up their titles while O’Neill and Palmer II fumed and glared daggers in their directions. More Ruckus to come on the other side of some commercials.
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5. Ashok Banjerjee v. “Dark Mirror” Beckett Carpenter in a Gunn block cycle 3 Duquesne Classic match
Witchfinder General’s win to kick off the show eliminated Dark Mirror’s chances to win the Gunn block, but if Ashok could pull off a win against the former World TV and Unified World Tag Team champ he would tie WG and force a rematch after their time limit draw on Unleashed last week.
Ever one to upset QCW’s apple cart, Carpenter wrestled the opening minutes of the bout as a roadblock for the newcomer to QCW. Banjerjee was cut off from his usual high flying offense as Mirror cut him down on several occasions and kept him grounded, even picking his leg on a leapfrog attempt before transitioning into a crossface.
As Ashok struggled to get to the ropes, “Ready Or Not” started playing throughout the Arena. Mirror kept the hold on but started scanning for Naz. It seemed that everyone else was as well, but after a few seconds went by he was nowhere to be found and Banjerjee got a leg under the bottom rope to break up the submission.
Mirror went for a follow up but Ashok parked a back elbow in their mouth before following it up with another one to set up a beautiful satellite DDT that left them both on the canvas.
Ashok battled back and started putting Mirror on their heels, including hanging Mirror out to dry between the ropes before flying off the top with a guillotine legdrop to spike them face first into the canvas (Banjerjee got a 2 ¾ off of that with many people in the crowd buying in that he’d pulled off the upset).
Two things happened in short order pretty quickly after that: a) “Shall We Gather At the River?” actually brought out Witchfinder General, who actually showed up although he stayed on the ramp and b) Duck announced there were five minutes left in the time limit, making this one of the longer Classic fights.
Both competitors found a third gear and threw the houses at each other, with Banjerjee slipping out of a Look Inward attempt to blast Mirror with a superkick and then an enzui version on the spun around Carpenter. As there was under a minute to go, hr went for the Decolorizer Driver – but a desperate Carpenter swarmed him with a series of elbows to get him into place for their signature hammer and anvil shots. Ashok resisted briefly before being locked down in Look Inward with about 10 seconds left. By the time he eventually tapped out, it was a dozen seconds later, meaning…
Ashok Banjerjee and Beckett Carpenter fought to a 20 minute time limit draw; Banjerjee finished with 9 points, Carpenter 7. As a result, Witchfinder General has won the Gunn block and advances to the semifinals.
A spent Banjerjee and Carpenter were both down on the mat as WG raised his arms triumphantly after hearing Duck's announcement. The crowd's loud booing led to Witchfinder yelling at them how he was the chosen before hitting a Jesus Christ pose with a self satisfied grin all over his face.
After he headed to the back, Banjerjee and a more reluctant Carpenter bumped fists before taking their own trips to the locker room.
What's the next week of QCW programming look like? Let Steve and Carl tell you; that's what they're here for, after all…
UNLEASHED will feature both the Wonderful Ward Brothers vs. Evan O’Neill and “Upper Class “ Broderick Palmer II as well as Savage Justice vs. Team Batroc in a non-titles match.
RUCKUS will have Shelley LaVey defending her Crush championship and the conclusion of the Duquesne Classic in the Jones and Powers brackets: Jupiter Jones vs. Tiki God, Pyotr Caviar vs. Razorblade, Lolo Vuitton vs. Karyn Tisch-Warren and in a World TV title defense Omar Littlefield vs. “Dashing” Pierce Moore.
But before next week's Duquesne action, we have one more fight in the Classic tonight…
6. Nazir el-Fadal v. Ashley “THEE Influencer” Szabo (w/”Tiki God” Al Buffett) in a Berger block cycle 3 Duquesne Classic match
The last match had Dark Mirror in the spoiler position of not being able to win their block but being able to put a marquee win up to bolster their prospects to get a shot at Autumn Powers and the Unified title; here their rival Naz, longtime hater of anything Game Changers got an opportunity for a similar result here (and you just know time running out on Carpenter left a sour taste in their mouth).
Ashley and Naz fought to a standstill for the first few minutes before THEE Influencer started flashing some Muay Thai kicks that had el-Fadal ducking between the ropes to get the referee to back her up. That, of course, was all the opening Naz needed to thumb Ashley in the eye before dumping her on her head with a Saito suplex.
Naz whaled on Ashley with European uppercuts and when she mounted a brief rally he shut it down with a step up enzuigiri and the recoil sent her through the ropes to the outside. The Quality Controllers booed lustily while Naz smirked and blew a few kisses. el-Fadal slid out of the ring and used the steps to launch himself at THEE Influencer – only for Szabo to intercept him with a Codebreaker that changed the mood in the Arena for the better.
While Naz managed to avoid getting counted out, once he was back in the ring Ashley was ready and waiting to unload on him. Szabo took over the match and got off a couple of nearfalls as the time limit burned on and she kept Naz down until she had him in position to make him Smash That Subscribe Button but when she flew off for the avalanche fistdrop el-Fadal rolled out of the way and Ashley collided hard with the mat. el-Fadal stalled Szabo before cinching her up in a cobra clutch. The Game Changer struggled to try and get free before Naz launched her up and into a Lungblower.
Ashley was down as was Naz, which meant it was a perfect moment for “This Town Ain't Big Enough For the Both of Us” to hit the airwaves and for Dark Mirror to reemerge on the scene, chair in hand. Steam was practically coming out of their ears as Naz’s head whipped towards the ramp at their approach. Mirror had some things to say to Naz, Naz had some things to say to Mirror, and Ashley had a rewind rana to stop all that noise.
With Carpenter pounding the mat in support, Szabo 's rewind rana tipped the tide in her favor and she kept the waves coming, ultimately blocking a Nazquil attempt with some familiar looking if slightly off kilter hammer and anvil elbows. With Naz down, Szabo went up for the Smash That Subscribe Button and put it right in Naz's mug. At the beginning of the night THEE Influencer said she was going 3-0; a three count made it official.
Ashley Szabo d. Nazir el-Fadal at 13:40; Szabo has 15 points and goes undefeated through the Berger block
Mirror and Ashley bumped fists in the ring before Ashley jumped up on a turnbuckle and fired up the faithful, the announce putting over Ashley's undefeated streak in the block and her being the second semifinalist. Carpenter celebrating by rolling into the ring and hitting the fallen Naz in the back with the chair they brought, stopping Ashley's celebration. But it would have stopped anyway since “Mota” by the Offspring interrupted the scene going on in the ring.
Out walked Autumn Powers with the Fifteen Pounds of Gold, staying in front of the Qualitron and holding up her title with a small grin on her face. Carpenter held their chair up high while Naz squirmed and held his back. As the credits box came up, Steve divulged a very interesting piece of news just sent to him by Commissioner Holmes - next week's main event was just put down in ink:
Nazir el-Fadal…
…vs. Beckett Carpenter.